the recovery

[byegad]

Dirty Speicher!

I was thinking a pair of hand grenades sans pins would improve the local area around the SBGG. We could use him as a weapon of mass improvement!

 

[markg0vbr]

I been a bit poorly.

Don't think the fludlehorn is out altogether but a bassoon is a big Nono.
Hospital can be fun they have goodera drugs n whoooooo you can divid the ceiling tiles by the multiple of three of my toes accounting for the removle of the woolly mammoth baking mahogany wafers removes the biter smoking silk
No but er I like drugs!

 

[markg0vbr]

I have been on a quest
Quest for a van back door it is hard work dragging your finger about on the iPad, phoning demesticated Gorillors as van dismantles.
They have their own language, is it a 2.8 Cdi 2.5 d, semi high
"hello have you got one of them ojiwasit thingy black with a sticky out bit n a adjustor?". They didn't have one .
The quest continues.

 

[markg0vbr]

Some one has offered to, for a small fee give me a bigads phone number, I am a bit sceptical he has on being cheap he probably uses pigeons (borrowed ones from the park).

I still think parking my van on his front garden would be moor friendly.

 

[Speicher]

I do not think he has a front garden.

He has a parterre near the house and a walled garden to the rear of the East Wing. He also has the Formal garden, but that has lots of ickle walls.

I suggest that once you have gained access upon the estate of the esteemed Lord Byegad, you turn left after the Gatekeeper's cottage, then continue to the Coach House, take another left and park behind the big oak tree.

 

[byegad]

Speicher! Don't give any more away. If you do he won't fall in the minefield in the Ha-Ha.

 

[Speicher]

Aha!
How do you keep your sheeps out of the Ha-ha?

 

[Scoosh]

Aha!
How do you keep your sheeps out of the Ha-ha?

Well, obviously, being a benevolent local resident, he employs the local yokel young folk to herd any sheep away from it.

The added benefit, apart from keeping potential miscreants away from mischief-making, is that the wages bill is kept low.

Win-win, I believe it is called.

 

[byegad]

Are you sure you don't have some Yorkshire blood in your family Speicher?

 

[Speicher]

There would not be room for it amongst the Russian and German blood running thru my veins.

 

[markg0vbr]

I am still a bit wobbly as I have to sleep on my mums sofa as she is stuck in the armchair.
Perhaps I can steam he off it.

Sheeps arrrrrg run away; we have as you know carnivorous drop sheep "rand back u Sheffield its cos o them rabbit have hobnail boots rand by us".
The van now has twin swivel seats and new back boors with fbi tinted windows so nobody can see me with my binoculars and high powered spud gun waiting in wait for the haggis.
This year promises to be a epic hunt, as speshely raised haggis in a tin have been released on the moors.

 

[byegad]

Nurse! Nurse!

He's out again.

 

[classic33]

Nurse! Nurse!

He's out again.

Bit late with the warning. What happened to the EWS?

 

[byegad]

We sold Fylingdales to the Colonials and they are damn useless.

 

[byegad]

OK!

This is the ultimate accessory for All Hallows Eve, for one night only you too could own a SBGG!


For a chance to win this unbelievable offer please send your name and address written on a Bank Note in current English* circulation to

Lord Byegad
Byegad Towers
North Riding of God'sOwn County of Yorkshire
EEH BAH GUM!

All the notes, except those of patently low denomination** will be put in the kitchen cauldron and the winner*** will be drawn on Saturday morning. The SBGG, in a sack and suitably bound and gagged will be delivered by the Byegad Estate Bailiffs by 16.00h that day to the lucky**** winner.

Notes from the Byegad Estate Treasurer.
* While Lord Byegad has heard of notes issued by our Scottish and Northern Irish friends, persuading him to accept that it is real money have, so far, failed.
** Lord Byegad is firmly of the belief that small change should never be carried and only £50 notes count as cash in pocket. This is because the local traders may be able to change a smaller note, but never accept let alone change a £50. Thus resulting in no money ever changing hands in shops pubs and other places.
*** 'Winner' is a term we are not comfortable with but will do for now.
**** 'Lucky'... see above!