the recovery

[markg0vbr]

i have been experimenting with clothing for the winter rides, the wool undergarments infused with lard are top notch, the Kaiser Wilhelm II helmet was ok

but the addition of a perspex visor improved things, i may move over to the simple spiked one for better aerodynamics.

the ride tonight was pleasant as there was no wind, but the temperature is dropping fast.
it was cold enough for me to have put my over shoe covers on and thick tights.

 

[markg0vbr]

Holy No Entery sign Ratman?
did the sighn company go buts?
Will there be a recovery from the wallectomy?
Will shares in Rawmarsh's mobile villiage idiot company tumble?
Will there be hony for tea?
Will there be a RECOVERY ?
Greece Lard is waiting.

FTFY

i have been sat fondling cash this afternoon, this has helped considerably to sooth my nerves.
as Rwamarsh is part of the metropolis of Rotherham we have no village idiot, this role was franchised out and retitled as leader of the council.

jet again i had a bit of a odd encounter on today's ride.
while riding along a straight wide open stretch of road, women drivers keep coming up to within 3' of the back of my trike following me for a bit then swerving around me with there windows open on my side of the car shouting "your dangerous!" then weaving about a bit they wonder back on to the correct side of the road?
why do they pull up to the back of me and follow when there is nothing coming the other way?
are they infering that being a SBGG devestatingly handsom and dashing in a dangerus bad boy sort of way makes me dangerous, i am confused? why cant people explain them selves properly?

 

[markg0vbr]

today i serviced some sealed for life bearing, as they wear dry and a bit glued up.
i first cleaned them with fish oil (wd40) drayed them then applied a bit of synthetic lard (lithium grease), this is the second time i have serviced the sealed for life bearings!

the old one pannier on the right hand side of the bike undun with straps flapping about trick, has been employed again now most of my rides are in the dark, this like my sticky out and dangey bits keeps the cars a reasonable distance from me most of the time.

 

[n-ick]

Yo Cosmo,
I think you need the lard removing from t'ears. It is obvious that what lady drivers were shouting was "You're gorgeous", the reply shuld be "you too". Holding up 2 fingres will add to the pleasantry.

Obviously the pheromones exuded by your armpits have attracted and captured these ladies, who like bees to
nectar become quite senseless with excitement. I suggest you further enhance your efforts by producing a chummy and throwing out scoopfulls. You may need a bigger boat.

It is by these methods that, like a moth to flame you will indeed , like a pieyed piper attract the more dangerous drivers, leaving the road safe for other users.
Bravo sir, an inflatable Sumo suit is winging it's way to you to increase your kudos and road presence.In case of collision , it will also double as an air bag, or even boil in the bag on hot days.

Cosmo, there's no such thing as sealed for life, we could put you in Spud's cat and fish lamination machine though.

 

[markg0vbr]

i have been looking at the cycling facilities of the new office that is opening soon 166 secure cycle bays 7 showers for men and 6 for women and 106 mesh lockable drying lockers in the men 108 in the woman's.

as the parking permits are £25 pounds a month, and meadow hall is five minuets away along a nice flat smooth cycle path i wonder how will be coming in on folding bikes?
as the requirement to have a car to do district work has been dropped we now have enforcement officers being paid £12 ph to ride about on buses, to do inspections if they have to go to the south district that might be 3 buses 1.5 hrs each way.

i keep telling every one i am the only sane person in the world

the ice-q has seen some service this week with the crap weather, she did bite me to night is i was caressing her and giving her chain a vigorous rub after lubing her up, i think it might be a bit jealousy.
the not sealed for life bearings feel fantastic now and the slight flex i was experiencing in the steering has gone.


i have had a chat with the DH about our move over to EDS from HAS, when the flexible working enablement comes full stream, as a pro-tem fazed return to work, reasonable adjustment candidate, there as yet is no sketched out frame work for moving me forward, HR have booked a review of the last review undertaken with EDS HD in conjunction with my present HD.
though possibly a role review my be required to make best use of my specialist knowledge and experience.

i think he was saying we are moving to a different bit of the council and he dose not know what is happening and will get back to me when he dose, though expect to have a lot of extra s**t dropped in my lap, i think!

byegad speaks management i think he picked it up while on a buffet safari on the third floor from one of the natives up there.
he could be a part time consultant/translator.

 

[n-ick]

Holy paperwork flames Ratman!
I'd move to EDS, do they make sofas?
Certainly seems they've got you lined up for all the dross that sinks down from
great unwashed level.
I should go with the flow, appear unwordly and
take in round sandwiches with frilly edges.

Byegad is indeed an edifice to managemnet, in another Universe
he'd have you tied to the
wheel and disciplined with a cat with 9 tails.
Naturally ear plugs would be available.

Will you be putting RECOVERY in tha ' action plan ?

 

[markg0vbr]

"Will you be putting RECOVERY in tha ' action plan ?"
i would have to go down to that there londinium and give them all a good slap for that to take place.

 

[markg0vbr]

apparently my great ants, husbands third cousins, half-brothers grandmother had a fling with Kaiser Wilhelm, she was bent over cleaning the ashes out of the fire and he bumped in to her.
it was all hushed up of course.

 

[markg0vbr]

i think tomorrow i may limp backwards, pmil for a change of pace.

 

[Speicher]

I have a cousin twice removed, whose great great grandfather was Kaiser Wilhelm's half brother, could we be related?

Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

 

[byegad]

Wir fahren gegen Engelland!

#German, German overalls.#

Achtung Schpitfeuer!!

Wo sind die Luftwaffe?

 

[markg0vbr]

gosh bable fish is fantastic, it is a wonder it dose not course world war three.


it may be that this is the case, can you carry sixteen steins of white beer and have two pats coiled to your head and stapled in place with three ins nails?
to German

es sein, dass dieses der Fall sei, können können Sie sechzehn Steins weißes Bier tragen und haben zwei Klapse zu Ihrem Kopf und an der richtigen Stelle mit drei ins-Nägeln geheftet umwickelt?

and back to English
its that this is the case, to be able you can sixteen stone white beer carry and have two flips to your head and attached at the correct place with three in nails tape?

and again
sein dieses dieses ist der Fall, kann in der Lage zu sein Sie weißes Steinbier sechzehn zwei leichte Schläge zu Ihrem Kopf und am korrekten Platz mit drei im Nagelklebeband angebracht tragen und haben?

its this is the case, can able be you white stone beer of sixteen two light impacts to your head and at the correct place with three in the nail tape attached to carry and have?

 

[byegad]

Again insults!

I can chat in French get by in German and get into conversational trouble in Dutch, as well as survive in Geordie and speak the Queens English. This as well as my Native tongue of North Yorksish.

Writing any of these is more difficult. I could never spell in English as a kid , and still can't spell in foreign languages.

 

[Speicher]

I can spoke English quit wheel.

Ich spreche Deutsch ganz gut. My father was born in Germany, his mother is German, and her father was Russian.

Je parle Français, et un peu d'Espagnol. Aussi je parle le double Dutch.

In Italian, I can ask for a cheese roll please, a coffee and a bottle of water thankyou.

 

[Red Light]

I can spoke English quit wheel.

Ich spreche Deutsch ganz gut. My father was born in Germany, his mother is German, and her father was Russian.

Je parle Français, et un peu d'Espagnol. Aussi je parle le double Dutch.

In Italian, I can ask for a cheese roll please, a coffee and a bottle of water thankyou.

As well as my native English I can speak American, Canadian and Australian