the recovery
- Thread starter markg0vbr
- Start date
Page may contain affiliate links. Please see terms for details.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
It is a smidgeon early for 
, so 
instead, with cake?
, so instead, with cake? 
My, how fast they grow up**.
** this is surely a relative term, more to do with the amount of verbiage than any perceived - or even known - time scale
Is there any further talk of THE RECOVERY
or has all hope been lost ? 
Has n-ick given up in despair ?
Log on at a time to suit you to find out the answers to these 'you couldn't make it up if you tried' tales ....
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Nick passed away, through terminal despair, some time back. The Recovery is on hold and my brain care specialist says this thread is bad for my mental health.
It was a full year ago we started thisoddity odyssey drivel and still limping along. We've picked up some female support along the way. My wife says she'll wear it always. Some male followers, I hope they're following the SBGG and not me! We've also disturbed several people along the way and all because our Sun Bronzed Geek God has funny bones and fell over while attempting a double Salchow on his bike. That he failed is no surprise as I witnessed his one wheel and rear rack manoeuvre* into the hedge on his Trice at York Rally. Oh for a camera running that day!
*OK it was supposed to be a two wheel trick riding exhibition but the final performance was stunningly funny, I had to change my trousers when we got back to the Knavesmire.
Sadly there seems to be no end to this thread. Hope you are all well and able to sleep at nights.
Byegad.
It was a full year ago we started this
*OK it was supposed to be a two wheel trick riding exhibition but the final performance was stunningly funny, I had to change my trousers when we got back to the Knavesmire.
Sadly there seems to be no end to this thread. Hope you are all well and able to sleep at nights.
Byegad.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Along the way, have you found any male support? 
It was a only a double salchow, not a triple salchow with double lutz?
Truth being strangerer to fixion, there is also a move in Nice Skating called a "Walley".
I am cognisant that our esteamed SBGGG would not attempt to be a Walley.
It was a only a double salchow, not a triple salchow with double lutz?
Truth being strangerer to fixion, there is also a move in Nice Skating called a "Walley".
I am cognisant that our esteamed SBGGG would not attempt
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Along the way, have you found any male support?
It was a only a double salchow, not a triple salchow with double lutz?
Truth being strangerer to fixion, there is also a move in Nice Skating called a "Walley".
to bea Walley.
I gather he likes his Lutz single with cream.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
As to male support. Thankfully I don't need one. Unless I try to lift my wallet.
OP
OP
markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
as it is a year ago in a drug induced semi cognisant state that i started the tale of my long hard trek back to demi god hood. i think a summery is in order of the years ups and downs, yes there were downs and ups, some hobbling side ways shuffles mixed in with the ups and downs errrrr i sort of lost were i was going with that
any way i can now walk very fast in a anti clockwise direction, mount small curbs with a mighty grunt and point at things while looking quizzical.
as the office is so large i decided to take a wheel chair in it has made life a lot better and it unnerves the mangier when he is talking to me and i bop it up on to two wheels and sit there reclining.
this week i have only ridden Monday night as i have had a almost terminal bought of man flu i will remove the red cross from the front door next week.
any way i can now walk very fast in a anti clockwise direction, mount small curbs with a mighty grunt and point at things while looking quizzical.
as the office is so large i decided to take a wheel chair in it has made life a lot better and it unnerves the mangier when he is talking to me and i bop it up on to two wheels and sit there reclining.
this week i have only ridden Monday night as i have had a almost terminal bought of man flu i will remove the red cross from the front door next week.
OP
OP
markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
thank you every one* for you support* messages of encouragement* and offers of help*. i would not be the SBGG i am today without you all*
* except bygad
* except bygad
The SBGGGAG, surely ?
It's been an amusing - at times surreal - year, following the path to RECOVERY of the SBGG. We end the year with an elevation (which I believe to be a higher state of not-sitting-down) of the SBGG to an SBGGAG.
Would that we could all add an AG to our forms of address, except for byegad, of course
. I mean byegadag would be a bit ... well ... superfluous wouldn't it ? What would the staff make of it ? 
It's been an amusing - at times surreal - year, following the path to RECOVERY of the SBGG. We end the year with an elevation (which I believe to be a higher state of not-sitting-down) of the SBGG to an SBGGAG.
Would that we could all add an AG to our forms of address, except for byegad, of course
. I mean byegadag would be a bit ... well ... superfluous wouldn't it ? What would the staff make of it ?
OP
OP
markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
as a GMB trade union work place rep i sent through a lard recommendation that byegad towers be the next recruiting ground. all the down trodden lard staff would love to be represented*
i am trying to get a group of lard riders together for the bike buddys my first ride in buddy will receive 3 prozack, a "i have ridden with the SBGG sticker" and the privilege of purchasing my first cup of tea and giving me lard a piggy back up to the fourth floor**
each week i think i will do a new report on the number of ankles i have mashed up with my foot rests, toes i have bust running over them and the amount of damage i have done to the building***. so far in two days i have taken the corner off one "pod, this is a room plonked in the middle of the floor at a jornty angle, effectively making a chicane and stopping me from getting any momentum up" committed carnage on one of the door frames and broken a lift.
i ride a wheelchair like i do a trike
still working on getting it up on one wheel when cornering around the copier...er are they expensive?
*not mr bygad
**for the extra work out, i lard dont work on the forth floor but i like to look out of the window up there before coming back down to the second floor to look out of my window.
***the tax payers of rotherham have a right to know.
i am trying to get a group of lard riders together for the bike buddys my first ride in buddy will receive 3 prozack, a "i have ridden with the SBGG sticker" and the privilege of purchasing my first cup of tea and giving me lard a piggy back up to the fourth floor**
each week i think i will do a new report on the number of ankles i have mashed up with my foot rests, toes i have bust running over them and the amount of damage i have done to the building***. so far in two days i have taken the corner off one "pod, this is a room plonked in the middle of the floor at a jornty angle, effectively making a chicane and stopping me from getting any momentum up" committed carnage on one of the door frames and broken a lift.
i ride a wheelchair like i do a trike
still working on getting it up on one wheel when cornering around the copier...er are they expensive? *not mr bygad
**for the extra work out, i lard dont work on the forth floor but i like to look out of the window up there before coming back down to the second floor to look out of my window.
***the tax payers of rotherham have a right to know.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Come around here with those revolutionary ideas and I'll set the dogs on you. We use greyhounds to bring the prey down and then the pack tear them apart.
By the way Mark, you can stop taking the drugs now.
....Maybe then he'll make sense!
By the way Mark, you can stop taking the drugs now.
....Maybe then he'll make sense!
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Oops, did I really say write that last bit!
OP
OP
markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
up the worker, up the down trodden, up the hamster. we the apressed masses refuse to be used by the imperialistic autocracy
up lard
i must admit i did take a lot of drugs yesterday as it had been a long week and i was feeling it a bit battered
.
i am now looking at improvements the the wheelchair, slick tyres for drifting, cup holder, wheel discs, crutch holders, with some bags attached to the back and under seat i could do some office touring set up camp in some far off boardroom* and perhaps spikes on the foot rests ect.
i have already been asked if i have a trailer by some of the less fit staff, the walking in the new office is the most exorcise some of them have had in twenty years.
*i went for a look around the new place as i am now mobile, and entered the hallowed ground of the management 4th floor and was politely escorted out by one of the secretary's or "assistants".
up lardi must admit i did take a lot of drugs yesterday as it had been a long week and i was feeling it a bit battered
. i am now looking at improvements the the wheelchair, slick tyres for drifting, cup holder, wheel discs, crutch holders, with some bags attached to the back and under seat i could do some office touring set up camp in some far off boardroom* and perhaps spikes on the foot rests ect.
i have already been asked if i have a trailer by some of the less fit staff, the walking in the new office is the most exorcise some of them have had in twenty years.
*i went for a look around the new place as i am now mobile, and entered the hallowed ground of the management 4th floor and was politely escorted out by one of the secretary's or "assistants".
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Lucky it wasn't the fourth floor of Byegad Towers. We have a large service lift, one way only. It's a chute all of the down to one of the sub-sub-sub-... etc...basement where the lower serving girls wash the clothing of the superior, well less inferior, staff. you could have been the first wheelchairist to break the speed of sound!
