the recovery

[markg0vbr]

i am working on THE RESCUE PLAN! i need one fire extinguisher, 1.3 tons of tripe, six spools of fishing line and six-hundred rolls of bakofoil.


my order for a better chair at work has just been passed through to logistics there may be a chair available in tree to six weeks.

 

[Speicher]

schhpppxxxxpppssdddhhhhhh

terry blelard hinterference


Pllard ease send res cue, not comfy sat on this lard tellite.

 

[byegad]

Stop whingeing Speicher.

Aim for the Blue Bits!

 

[markg0vbr]

"Nick used to be the strangest person I know. Then I met the Sun Bronzed Geek God."

actually nick is probably the most sane person i know.

 

[n-ick]

Yo Cosmo,
yep, same here.

 

[byegad]

I would have argued that I was before this thread started, but, what with deciphering Cosmo's spelling and trying to follow his logic, I'll gladly concede it's no longer me.

 

[n-ick]

Ah,
'tis true, a few hours with Cosmo and you just lose the sanity.
'Tis sheer speed and bronzed exhuberence
that cannot be matched by unwinged mortals.

Thankfully you can get him to queue for you,
for some considerable time.
This will aid RECOVERY.

 

[n-ick]

Yo Cosmio,
must have a go at this......
Slowly through the damp fog a tall figure limped from the cemetary gates. Cosmo was abroad, his blue glasses glinted in the moonlight, he passed a glove across his sharpened teeth. He could smell wet rubber and disc brakes. Somewhere out there was a triker, he heard wheezing and spluttering as Byegad rounded the corner and recited his gear ratios."Any chance of a lift?" Cosmo stood in the path of the advancing Tirpitz, "Ha, manning the flamethrower,repell boarders!"Bygegad gripped a thick rope and swung his grappling hook toward the leaning figure. The hooks caught a hold on Cosmo's good leg "Damn, another year off work!"

 

[markg0vbr]

good attempt but riddle with accuracy, i cant be doing with that HO NOOOO!

i got a temporary chair, as a stop gap for the temporary chair on order, which is assigned to me temperately.

 

[Speicher]

As instructed, I have aimed for a blue bit.

* last minute adjustment to trajectory *



WWEEEEEooooooooowwwwww


Landed! lard

bounce on a lard bounce blue lard bounce bit.

 

[byegad]

Ah,
'tis true, a few hours with Cosmo and you just lose the sanity.
..edit...

And the will to live.

 

[byegad]

As instructed, I have aimed for a blue bit.

* last minute adjustment to trajectory *



WWEEEEEooooooooowwwwww


Landed! lard

bounce on a lard bounce blue lard bounce bit.

Nick did you spot Speicher's re-entry? Which ocean did she land in? I've got the rowing boat on the roof of the car, just waiting for directions.

 

[Speicher]

I can sea houses from where I am standing on this little island.

I am concerned about the proximity of wild cattle, but realise I am lucker than most.

Please send rescue.

If you need it, I will try to get a map ref.

 

[byegad]

We had a great weekend riding in Northumberland. Nick was rowing his boat around the local pond looking for Speicher so didn't come with us.

Cooeeee! SSSpiecherRRRR!

Where are you?

 

[markg0vbr]

i am back!
i was horizontal for a time at varying velocity, had some pie for dinner and a glass of ale and a not stand up.
some weird people turned up and had a rubbish quiz.
then i came home.