byegad
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I thought the midnight gun battle on the Friday night was exciting! Apparently, no one died!
the recovery
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markg0vbr
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it was just target practice ready for when the proletariat over throw the bourgeoisie, come the revelation there will be a 1/2lb block of lard in every larder.
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markg0vbr
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and porridge in every mans boots.
theloafer
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really like your ride mark.. 
byegad
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markg0vbr
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Shame about the rider!
as you can see, focusing the lard within, this pose is called "not stud up hominid" a bit like crouching tiger stance it is used as a relaxed alert, first position; a coiled spring of sinew and muscle awaiting the perfect instant to release all that pent up power.
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byegad
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So with the winds around the British Isles strengthening, and still no news of a recovery from oor 'ero.
Where is Speicher?
Has she used the power of lard to swim home?
Did she smother herself in best Beef Dripping to keep warm?
Did Nick rescue her and is far too modest to claim the credit and the massive nearly 20p reward cobbled together at Wooler Bike Right for her return?
Also, where's Lord Lucan?
And Shergar?
THE ANSWERS TO MOST OF THESE QUESTIONS WILL BE REVEALED EXCLUSIVELY HERE, eventually! We hope. Well maybe. Possibly not. We'll see.
Where is Speicher?
Has she used the power of lard to swim home?
Did she smother herself in best Beef Dripping to keep warm?
Did Nick rescue her and is far too modest to claim the credit and the massive nearly 20p reward cobbled together at Wooler Bike Right for her return?
Also, where's Lord Lucan?
And Shergar?
THE ANSWERS TO MOST OF THESE QUESTIONS WILL BE REVEALED EXCLUSIVELY HERE, eventually! We hope. Well maybe. Possibly not. We'll see.
n-ick
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Yo Cosmo,
I'm back too ! Unfortunately from the Deep South coast. Every morning when I woke up, I had to check any metamorphosis towards mothism.
Despite meetings with Social services,NHS and police, there has been no resolution. This is a wonderful country to grow old and demented in. Nobody cares if you drink yourself silly, wander along A roads and live in another world.It's 'uman rites.
A curse on the Witch and the Clown. They have crossed my path too many times to be innocent.
Forget the RECOVERY, take the money and smile.
Beware sir, your photographig homage does you little favours.
I'm back too ! Unfortunately from the Deep South coast. Every morning when I woke up, I had to check any metamorphosis towards mothism.
Despite meetings with Social services,NHS and police, there has been no resolution. This is a wonderful country to grow old and demented in. Nobody cares if you drink yourself silly, wander along A roads and live in another world.It's 'uman rites.
A curse on the Witch and the Clown. They have crossed my path too many times to be innocent.
Forget the RECOVERY, take the money and smile.
Beware sir, your photographig homage does you little favours.
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markg0vbr
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referring to the very healthy growth of leg hair, with the fairing small creatures don't get trapped in it so no need to shave it.
gosh remind me to reminisce about good old local services ect, happy times like when we had to push my dads wheel chair 2 miles down the road to the day centre to use the toilet and bath as we could not get him through the door in our council pyramids bath room; we only did this for 8 years until we got moved.
we missed n-ick at wooler a moving target is always more fun and we could have pointed out what landed gentry look like to the troops.
come the revolution, any one to do with poetics saying "i am a scheming git and out to fill my pockets" at the beginning and end of every press conference will be compulsory.
remember lard is your friend, but with grate power comes grate responsibility.
gosh remind me to reminisce about good old local services ect, happy times like when we had to push my dads wheel chair 2 miles down the road to the day centre to use the toilet and bath as we could not get him through the door in our council pyramids bath room; we only did this for 8 years until we got moved.
we missed n-ick at wooler a moving target is always more fun and we could have pointed out what landed gentry look like to the troops.
come the revolution, any one to do with poetics saying "i am a scheming git and out to fill my pockets" at the beginning and end of every press conference will be compulsory.
remember lard is your friend, but with grate power comes grate responsibility.
byegad
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So! Nick wasn't rowing his boat, well old bath tub with plug super glued in place, looking for Speicher. Where is she? Her phone is still working so if she's still in the water it illustrates the power of a good thick coat of lard.
To be continued...
To be continued...
n-ick
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Yo Cosmio,
many thanks for your kind research, you should be villified and set up as example.
Good luck with your new chair, Spud has a spare one, but it connects up to mains and there's restraining
buckles and an ECG fixture.
Surely this would help you froget about RECOVERY.
many thanks for your kind research, you should be villified and set up as example.
Good luck with your new chair, Spud has a spare one, but it connects up to mains and there's restraining
buckles and an ECG fixture.
Surely this would help you froget about RECOVERY.
byegad
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- NE England
We knew about the new office chair, but the electrification was going to be a surprise for our Sun Bronzed Geek God. Who would have been a Medium Rare* Sun Bronzed Geek God. IF ONLY NICK HAD KEPT QUIET!
*Well unique really, thank goodness!
*Well unique really, thank goodness!
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markg0vbr
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having solved the problem of renewable energy, a method of government that is fair to all and a recipe for the perfect porridge sandwich, i have decided to investegate cloning tecneaks this week.
n-ick
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Yo Cos,
Holy multiplication Ratman! Not another Cosmo in the Universe.
Double sick pay, another scheme to bankrupt Lord Coe of Stratford.
Zap! Pow! tecneaks aside, we invite you to step into Spud's Cabinet of
Cloning.
It seems he has wired up a food mixer to a photocopier. Prepare to be
amazed.
Naturally ear plugs will be available, as we wouldn't want to enjoy your
screams of pleasure.
This above all else will double your chances of never RECOVERING.
Holy multiplication Ratman! Not another Cosmo in the Universe.
Double sick pay, another scheme to bankrupt Lord Coe of Stratford.
Zap! Pow! tecneaks aside, we invite you to step into Spud's Cabinet of
Cloning.
It seems he has wired up a food mixer to a photocopier. Prepare to be
amazed.
Naturally ear plugs will be available, as we wouldn't want to enjoy your
screams of pleasure.
This above all else will double your chances of never RECOVERING.
