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I cannot find the hug smiley.
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the recovery
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markg0vbr
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some one, showing some one, a bit of care and empathy!
i was just thinking how things might get shook up a bit what with the move and 1000+ bouts of free flow thinking
but never in my wildest fantasy's* 
did it even occur to me that this would come to pass.
*not even the one induced by eating the camel cheese just before bed! and believe me that was a tad weird
suffice to say seeing a tin of pilchards, a tennis racket and nail-gun in the same vicinity bring me out in a cold sweat even to this day.
migraine might be the first symptom of a deep psychosis! have you developed a deep mist trust of paper clips** or brown envelopes.
** those things are just wrong pepole insist in piling them up
or putting them in a old mug! they get all fastened together and clumped up
, i can feel them mocking me when there like that
, they should be put along the edge of folders in size order with the smallest of the loops facing the back.
perhaps it may help if you unload your self, release the tension; so tell us all about your first experience of trike peloton riding?
of course this will all be confidential 
i was just thinking how things might get shook up a bit what with the move and 1000+ bouts of free flow thinking
but never in my wildest fantasy's* did it even occur to me that this would come to pass.*not even the one induced by eating the camel cheese just before bed! and believe me that was a tad weird
suffice to say seeing a tin of pilchards, a tennis racket and nail-gun in the same vicinity bring me out in a cold sweat even to this day.migraine might be the first symptom of a deep psychosis! have you developed a deep mist trust of paper clips** or brown envelopes.
** those things are just wrong pepole insist in piling them up
or putting them in a old mug! they get all fastened together and clumped up , i can feel them mocking me when there like that , they should be put along the edge of folders in size order with the smallest of the loops facing the back.perhaps it may help if you unload your self, release the tension; so tell us all about your first experience of trike peloton riding?
of course this will all be confidential 
byegad
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Nah! I used to get the headaches regularly ( several times a week!)and now once or twice a year as a sort of nostalgia thing. Yesterday was the first this year.
I blame it on withdrawal of CC while the update went through and finding when it came back that we'd hit 1000 posts of pure drivel.
Without hearing of a recovery!
I blame it on withdrawal of CC while the update went through and finding when it came back that we'd hit 1000 posts of pure drivel.
Without hearing of a recovery!
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to listen to a bit of the record http://www.emusic.com/listen/#/album/-/-/10655970/
today the gentiles in health and safety put up the fire trap! a pre fire retardant plastic tree with lights held together with sticky tape balanced on the desk, with some files replacing one broken leg at the side of the fire door.
any distension to having this tatty health hazard in the office was greeted with cries of Ebeneza, humbug, misery and "its only one a year"
while standing on a swivle chair the head of department* got a bit cross when some one started taking photo's of him, apparently he has a ongoing enforcement case against a company how did not stop there order pickers just climbing about on the warehouse shelving!
*how has had a humour transplant, unfortunately the anti rejection medication did not work and it was a failure.
how is going to sponsor me on a velomobile ride to Moscow and back all i need is a carbon quest £4000 expenses money.
think of all the advertising plus the dvd sales.
today the gentiles in health and safety put up the fire trap! a pre fire retardant plastic tree with lights held together with sticky tape balanced on the desk, with some files replacing one broken leg at the side of the fire door.
any distension to having this tatty health hazard in the office was greeted with cries of Ebeneza, humbug, misery and "its only one a year"
while standing on a swivle chair the head of department* got a bit cross when some one started taking photo's of him, apparently he has a ongoing enforcement case against a company how did not stop there order pickers just climbing about on the warehouse shelving!
*how has had a humour transplant, unfortunately the anti rejection medication did not work and it was a failure.
how is going to sponsor me on a velomobile ride to Moscow and back all i need is a carbon quest £4000 expenses money.
think of all the advertising plus the dvd sales.
byegad
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Happily sponsor you £5 per mile to go there, payable when you do! AND -£10 per yard if you come back!
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markg0vbr
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what happened to the happy clappy love in ?
ho well it was getting on my nerves any way.
there was another assassination attempt tonight, a slow motion t-bone! however the hit man was, he had the reactions of a sloth.
but knowing thetight, frugal, fiscally competent cheep persons how put out the contract; you get what you pay for.
when did it become acceptable for people to shout obscenitys from a car? "get off the f*£$%g road" being the most common, usually on a clear wide road when you are not in any way holding them up! they even slow down and pull along side to do it!
a lot of times it really cheers me up and puts a spring in my peddling, that me just riding along doing nothing really winds them up
but some times i get a bit hacked off about it .
love in ?ho well it was getting on my nerves any way.
there was another assassination attempt tonight, a slow motion t-bone! however the hit man was, he had the reactions of a sloth.
but knowing the
when did it become acceptable for people to shout obscenitys from a car? "get off the f*£$%g road" being the most common, usually on a clear wide road when you are not in any way holding them up! they even slow down and pull along side to do it!
a lot of times it really cheers me up and puts a spring in my peddling, that me just riding along doing nothing really winds them up
but some times i get a bit hacked off about it .
n-ick
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Yo Cosineeza,
welcome to the real world. Now that you taken the Red Pill, you will be aware of the zomboid moronic state of other road users. Jealosy is the strongest human emotion. If you're cycling along in fine sunny weather in the mankini, then drivers in cans will immediately be jealous of you inhaling their exhaust fumes and risking skin cancer.
The thing that really winds them up is ,if you don't respond.No waving,no flashing and no shouting, just count to ten, if you can, and smile rictus like.
Now we're all loved up,when are you going to get off your desk and progress with
RECOVERY.?
welcome to the real world. Now that you taken the Red Pill, you will be aware of the zomboid moronic state of other road users. Jealosy is the strongest human emotion. If you're cycling along in fine sunny weather in the mankini, then drivers in cans will immediately be jealous of you inhaling their exhaust fumes and risking skin cancer.
The thing that really winds them up is ,if you don't respond.No waving,no flashing and no shouting, just count to ten, if you can, and smile rictus like.
Now we're all loved up,when are you going to get off your desk and progress with
RECOVERY.?
byegad
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I still think a manic grin and over enthusiastic waving is the perfect response to this sort of thing. If ever one stops and asks what I'm doing I'll say something like.
'Oh, you're not John! When you shouted/parped/waved two fingers at me I thought you were my mate John, he has a car just like yours. What did you want?' Then sit with a silly grin on my face.
'Oh, you're not John! When you shouted/parped/waved two fingers at me I thought you were my mate John, he has a car just like yours. What did you want?' Then sit with a silly grin on my face.
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markg0vbr
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still no response to my concerns about the frog fungus!
the hand bike is defiantly working my upper body but it is flipping hard work, i can recommend one if you need to get you hart going.
i have been lusting after a velomobile again, there are some good designs out there for shells to put on to trikes, but around here i would need a assist for the hills.
when i win the lottery i will move some where flat / rolling and have a fleet of velomobiles to play with.
we are lacking a fairy for the tree at work, has spud got any plans in December it could be a good gig for him.
have we any word on the franken trike has the bust hub been replaced?
the hand bike is defiantly working my upper body but it is flipping hard work, i can recommend one if you need to get you hart going.
i have been lusting after a velomobile again, there are some good designs out there for shells to put on to trikes, but around here i would need a assist for the hills.
when i win the lottery i will move some where flat / rolling and have a fleet of velomobiles to play with.
we are lacking a fairy for the tree at work, has spud got any plans in December it could be a good gig for him.
have we any word on the franken trike has the bust hub been replaced?
byegad
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The frogs are going to end up extinct, along with a load of other creatures.
Sadly SBGGs are likely to out live the rest of others, as 'only the good die young'. If only we could delete an o in that statement.
Sadly SBGGs are likely to out live the rest of others, as 'only the good die young'. If only we could delete an o in that statement.
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byegad
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Good Newts Speicher's on the ball.
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markg0vbr
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i wonder how many people will suffer serous injury this year putting up xmas decorations? every thing from electric shock from faulty lights to broken legs / arms from ladder misuse?
the pre holiday stampede to the shops is in full swing with all the roads clogged with enraged motorists, cutting each-other up and general acting the t^"t
its a good job guns as available as they are in America! 
the colder weather this week has been giving me some problems it would appear i am now a human barometer, i have not done any measurements but it feels like my leg changes length with the temperature.
the pre holiday stampede to the shops is in full swing with all the roads clogged with enraged motorists, cutting each-other up and general acting the t^"t
its a good job guns as available as they are in America! the colder weather this week has been giving me some problems it would appear i am now a human barometer, i have not done any measurements but it feels like my leg changes length with the temperature.
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I incurred serious injury very early this year, putting away the Crimbley deccos. I have hoperated the ladder mechanism for climbing into the attic many times without incident. The deccos live in the attic for more than eleven mufnths of the year.
This year on .. erm .. 5th January, there was a collision between the very heavy ladder and my third pinger on my left hand. Sort of whooosssshhh thud oooowwww! Thirty minutes later, at the minor injuries unit, it was diagnostified as "Mallet Finger". Long story shortified, x-rays, splints, visits to fracture clinic, physio terrowrists. Pinger is still slighty swollen and will not bend fully.
