the recovery

[markg0vbr]

the mahna mahna song by the muppets was a favourite on the march.

Chorus:
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do
Mahna Mahna
Do do-do do
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)
Repeat Chorus
(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)
Repeat Chorus
(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)
Repeat Chorus
(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)
Repeat Chorus twice
<FX>phone rings<FX>
Kermit: "Hello?... Just a second... It's for you..."
Mahna Mahna (from the other end of the phone line): Mahna Mahna!
Wallace: "The question is, what is a Mahna Mahna?"
Statler: "The question is, who cares?
it sort of fits the crap the media and expense robbing £%^%$£& how should never be allow to vote again never mind keep high paid jobs with every thing forgotten mp's​

 

[byegad]

TAKE THE PILLS!

He's gone again! Never mind the bottom line is he's a not walking advert for the failure of 'Care in the community'.

 

[byegad]

Eeeyup Geoffio,
tha's captured the very essence of blankness.

T'wasn't me but David from Australia. I think he may have used a telescopic lens and some mirrors to get the shot.

 

[markg0vbr]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DaUd4Uuku0

2 mins in to the video you will see a shot of me!

 

[markg0vbr]

today i went to the hspital, he says my brake is all healed up ; the remaining pain i have is becouse of the short leg and difrence in the way my hip now moves; which is crucifying my long standing back problems.
i have to go back in a year or if i get any pain start in my leg as this could be the bone dying off
they are leaving the screws in

at least until then.
so i will be off up to occupational health, probably in the new year, how will put me on the redeployment list for 12 weeks, with all the cuts there are no jobs as when some one leaves/drops off the perch ect the job is done away with.

best start practising my signature as it looks like i will be signing on for the next 19 years as i will not be allowed access to my massive gilt edged public sector pension of £2500 a year until i am 66years old.

 

[markg0vbr]

i think i may be depressed ?

 

[markg0vbr]

i think that's the one when your mouth dose not turn up at the corners, i once had some cards with pictures of faces that were labeld with what the expression means but i lost them some time ago and i find it hard to work it out with out them.

 

[neil earley]

67 for pensions oops you will be stil working !! if you have a job , never mind the next generation keep flogging the old ones and maybe they will all die off before drawing their vast wealth of said government pensions mm after all fair play to them{ MP.s and the ohh so poor bankers} they retire early to save you paying them expenses after all !!

 

[n-ick]

Yo Cosmo,
I have some flash cards that my 11month old granddaughter has finished with. Would they be of use to you to identify everyday objects?
The Spud scored 1 out of 40, but we tested him in his coal shed at night.
So much for his psychic ability.
We also have a range of 3d glasses , do you need a pair to identify ordinary objests around you?
We tried these out in Spud's coal shed, they were ace.I think he said that I was a brick?

 

[byegad]

Get yourself jailed.* DC aka Tweedledum is going to make prisoners work a 40 hr week. At this rate they are going to be the only people in work North of Watford.

* Methods of getting jailed.
1. Run over Jeremy Clarkson. No, hang on a minute that won't work, because all you have to do is apologise the next day and say it was a joke!
2. Rob a bank. No, hang on a minute that won't work, because they'll give you a seat on the board and £X000000 squids a year in bonus.
3. Walk up behind someone in a crowd and knock him down so hard that he dies shortly afterwards. No, hang on a minute that won't work, because the CPS will dither so long you don't get to go to court.
4. Conspire to Pervert the course of Justice. No, hang on a minute that won't work, because the trial will collapse and you'll go free.
Awh! Think of one yourself.

 

[markg0vbr]

Get yourself jailed.* DC aka Tweedledum is going to make prisoners work a 40 hr week. At this rate they are going to be the only people in work North of Watford.

* Methods of getting jailed.
1. Run over Jeremy Clarkson. No, hang on a minute that won't work, because all you have to do is apologise the next day and say it was a joke!
2. Rob a bank. No, hang on a minute that won't work, because they'll give you a seat on the board and £X000000 squids a year in bonus.
3. Walk up behind someone in a crowd and knock him down so hard that he dies shortly afterwards. No, hang on a minute that won't work, because the CPS will dither so long you don't get to go to court.
4. Conspire to Pervert the course of Justice. No, hang on a minute that won't work, because the trial will collapse and you'll go free.
Awh! Think of one yourself.

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q728eaZ3NAs

as you know Jeremy is from here, but now lives down south and they are welcome to him.

i am now thinking of retraining to become ether a professional bra fitter, this is a very specialised occupation involving straps and support structures, a mp i have applied for a £130,000 grant for the training program held in a small hut on a sunny beach "mp university of deception and greed" at my expenses will be tax deductible i will end up £400,000 in pocket or a school crossing officer on the m1 though i am a bit dubious about the last one it sound a bit odd to me and the recommendation email douse not look like it came from the job centre!
i have asked for a bit of detail about the crossing job, i did point out i am slightly infurm "this is not a problem, we will stand you on a skatbord and have a YTS kid stood one at each side of the road to push you across the carrage way, as many times as it takes".
the 3d specks are fab, i love them, when my eldest puts the big paper sack over my head when she wants to watch a soup drama thingy i find they enhance the effect.
as the sun is out and i am need of cheering up i will go for a ride.

 

[byegad]

Love the Rotherham Tourist Offices promo' film. I'll be on the next bus* if you double promise that the JC person will not be there.

Or did they cancel all of them on Tuesday in the Autumn Statement?

 

[n-ick]

Yo Cosmoio,
I find it ironic that in order to escape the Rat Race , you have turned your back on the creatures who shod your feet and put food on your table. Tha' were once King of t'Rats.
Rise again sire,Spud is working on a shotgun modification to your crutch. Unfortunately he misheard me and we now have a pair of 12 bore trousers with 3/4 choke fly action.
Once more we will supply earplugs , which you can glue onto your ears.Not only will you not hear anything, but the effect will blow you away.

 

[markg0vbr]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=z8qchaZDECE#
!
2mins 30 in you will see the crips are revolting.
"Mr pry-minister sir it is worse than we thought the gmb have called in the crips on us"
muhnumnum muhnumnum ready the barricades there will be rivers of lard in the streets.

 

[byegad]

Frightening stuff. If I were the government I'd settle now. On the one condition that the guy on the trike was deported!