the recovery

[markg0vbr]

it looks like i will have to give up on the world domination thing; one of the minions let slip what i was doing when 4'9" of enraged mother lifts a eyebrow and starts going on about what will every one think up at the day centre , one ends up making promises to be good

today's mission should you choose to except it Mr floppy is the rescue of a important feline currently hiding in a Christmas tree, having been slightly nibbled on we believe the puss is ready to defect.
the local warlord is ruthless keeping the puss hoped up on catnip; you will need to get the cat off the catnip and out of the county undetected all the information you need is in the I.M.F. file.
as this is a sensitive extraction Should any of your IM Force be caught or killed the moderators will disavow any knowledge of your actions. this thread will self-destruct in 35years.

 

[byegad]

Has the parcel from Spud stopped ticking? We were disappointed to see a post today as it was due to go off at midnight. Maybe the clock wants winding, be a good chap and wind it up for us Cosmo.

 

[Speicher]

Roast cat is perhaps a purrfect meal. This is why the tradition has been purr pet u ated.

 

[byegad]

I bet your ratatouille has real rat too.

 

[Speicher]

You should see my speciality dessert - Chocolate mouse!

 

[Speicher]

I had better not tell you what is in my Vegetarian sausages!

 

[n-ick]

Yo Cosmio,
in this festive time , I have been told of a cunning device which might place you above minions. By using a mirror, search among tha' body hair and between tha' toes. If tha' finds the three sixes, then either call this number or write it down. This may indeed be proof that tha' are indeed not only above minions , but have a most curious device.
Spud found these numbers on a bit of toast, but his dog ate it, near miss for his fingres.

Has tha' heard the 2012 is the last year of the calender?
Rawmarsh is going to be in line with Roswell and the Galactic Centre.
Has tha' plans to direct cosmic energy? A large mirror facing that direction may do the trick.

 

[byegad]

I had better not tell you what is in my Vegetarian sausages!

Vegetarians, that's easy.

 

[markg0vbr]

i got given a massive bottle of glenfiddich today, not to look a gift horse in the mouth but they must have been giving it away as it is old stuff 12 years old, might be going off; i will mix it with loads of tesco own-brand coca cola.

vegetarian sausages is always part of my holiday fry up, this is one of the problems i get when on a trip through europe they just dont get vegetarian! it seems to bemused and worry the staff at the refreshment stands at the biker rallys.

 

[byegad]

Glennfiddich is terrible stuff and needs careful disposal. Send it to me and I'll take care of it for you.

 

[markg0vbr]

Glennfiddich is terrible stuff and needs careful disposal. Send it to me and I'll take care of it for you.

yep totally vile i have use some in a trifle, moistened a haggis with some and mixed the rest with cola or ginger beer.
i have three other bottles to get rid of now they cant be any good two of the distillerys have gone out of business Brora and a bottle of Balblair 1965 but i was born in 1964 god you get given some crap at xmas.

 

[byegad]

You used some in a trifle I could use some in a Trice.

 

[markg0vbr]

http://www.sheffieldiambike.com/Wheel toWheel Nov Dec 2011.pdf look at the bottom of page ten.

 

[n-ick]

Yo Coismicio,
that's t'best idea I've ever seen, an independant hand held motorcycle sidecar.
Afraid I'm in the doghouse. have runover and eventually killed a very small dog. I'm afraid it ran out straight under my trike front wheel. we were both doing high speed.I'm afraid that in desperation, that I shouted (to the owner) my
name out as "Mark Dunstan from Rawmarsh".
I hope that this not cause any inconvenience and am unwilling to give you an alibi or bail, should things go terribly wrong.

 

[markg0vbr]

i cut some corners on the ride today as the wind was getting up something fears, instead of going the long way zigzagging from village to village to get to the highest part of the ride i went straight up the main road; i found it oddly relaxing powering up what was a challenging hill, it is now only a bit of a climb.
i never knew a pheasant could fly backwards! on took of from the side of the road near the top of the hill and shot over my shoulder going backwards.
there is a lot of shoots around here so at this time of year i can start getting a bit of shell shock, i have been hit by a dead pheasant once, it must have been shot, passed away in flight then glided on for a bit, like the red baron; i have also been hit by a dead pigeon a live eagle* and got a enraged sparrow trapped in the visor of my motorcycle helmet.

*i don't think i look rabbit like but the eagle might need glasses and it blinking well hurt.