the recovery

[n-ick]

Yo Cosmofornian,
tha's never going to get to California. I understand that there are laws to keep undesirables out.
However Spud has just finished the 3d all singing " California Experience Booth". This based on an old sunbed and involves
fizzy drinks, hot dogs and weightlifting.
A few days inside this inspiring equipment will give
that awful feeling that you live in California.

 

[Scoosh]

I've been out clearing drains around the house and I started thinking ....

If Cosimodo is getting re-assembled, he surely won't be an authentic Cosi afterwards.

More of a Quasi-Cosimodo ....


Take it from there, mes amis ....

 

[markg0vbr]

i have discovererd a old family text while doing a bit of money fondling in the volt, it describing a method of healing involving mysticle chanting to the god gum while submerging in a bath of whisky, apparently glenfiddich works best.
so i would like to give it a go if you can hold of with all the crap you are wanting to dump on me the thought full donations of body bits, towards my rebuild and insisted ether send gift certificates or bottles of whisky i will give it a go.

 

[byegad]

Just boot him, IMHO ...

A huge cheer for Scoosh! At last some helpful suggestions!

 

[byegad]

the crap you are wanting to dump on me

Such ingratitude. A ZX81 can be programmed to talk rubbish and make simple decisions*, the extra arms will be useful if you want to scratch mid-corner and all the thanks we get is this.

*Like eat food, pedal faster, drink beer**.
**And it won't flip the trike while trying to show off on two wheels!!!!!!!!!

 

[Scoosh]

A huge cheer for Scoosh! At last some helpful suggestions!

 

[markg0vbr]

Such ingratitude. A ZX81 can be programmed to talk rubbish and make simple decisions*, the extra arms will be useful if you want to scratch mid-corner and all the thanks we get is this.

*Like eat food, pedal faster, drink beer**.
**And it won't flip the trike while trying to show off on two wheels!!!!!!!!!

i will have you know i did a 90degreas turn off the main road at high speed on two wheels then swapped over to the other two wheels for a quick shimmy between a bus and parked car while picking up speed, i got a rousing cheer from all the alcahol soked neanderthals crowd out side the pub, i would have stopped and taken a bow but i just was hiving too much fun.


the zx would have to request fennel tea and calculate the most annoying way to ride while leading a ride, nothing flowing all stop and start with lots of pace changes.
as you know i have been trying to win the lottery as it looks like i will end up surplus to requirements soon, all the offerings and richual dancing, with the traditionalist balaclava helmet flying goggles one piece stripy swim suet replete with glitter covered Wellington boots have come to nothing, i think, i will have to purchase a ticket! first a short lay down in a darkened room with a damp cloth on for head.

 

[byegad]

Fennel tea is easy enough for the ZX81, however only if you are happy to ask for it in an obscure regional dialect of Romanian. As that appears to be your native language to anyone living South of the Humber I can see issues with getting them to accept an upgrade.
I do have an old Spectrum 64K which is far to good for the task in hand and has the issues well known to all owners and ex-owners of freezing up for no apparent reason. This could prove claiming you benefits difficult as a freeze up at the desk could be construed as dumb insolence and under the, as yet undisclosed*, Tory plans to Kettle and Tase anyone showing dissent and not showing great enthusiasm for the Big Con Society and Huge Pillock Great Leader. However EST is good for many brain complaints so maybe there would be a silver lining!

*See Also:- Plans for the State Funeral, including mass self flagellations and public crying, of the UK's first female PW.

 

[Speicher]

A short lay down? Is that like a not stand up? I am confusled.

 

[byegad]

A short lay down? Is that like a not stand up? I am confusled.

It took a while but the Cosimodo effect has worked abandon hope all ye who enter here!
Wait till you not only confusled but obscurated and befuddled.

 

[byegad]

Forgot to mention discomnockaated , but as a YY type even the SBGG would spare you that particular 'fate worse than death'. Possibly!

 

[Speicher]

I am known to be discombobulated, and also my gruntle has been dissed.

 

[Speicher]

I do not like to talk to about what happened to my cordwangle. I hasten to add that I try to avoid munging greebles. Furthermore I am not relative to Chiswick Flo.

 

[Scoosh]

..... Furthermore I am not relative related to Chiswick Flo.

FTFY

 

[Speicher]

I have a sneaking supsicion that Scoosh knows not Chiswick Flo.