the recovery

[byegad]

More discrimination against the rich and privileged, aka Byegad.

Did I get chocolates? ... NO!

Was any sympathy expressed about my delicate condition before the good news of my RECOVERY came through? ......No!

We get the SBGG moaning about his brittle bones and not walking and giving people who wear lumpy jumpers chokkies!

I'm going to have to flog a servant or two this afternoon and I'll tell the poor battered soul who's fault it is! So! There!


I'm going out the back door, I may be some time...

 

[byegad]

It was a cold and windy morning when your hero* set out on his red trike for a loop around the local countryside. Intrepidly he set out with the wind on his face and a song in his heart.

And the wind grew stronger.

He turned and climb a small hill and managing to climb with nearly his old panache^ and swept along with the wind on his back.

And the wind grew stronger.

Turning for home your hero pedalled into the wind, as it grew stronger and stronger!

Exhausted he crawled into the village, gasping for breath and expecting to die in the vain attempt to climb the big bad hill, as the wind grew stronger.

He parked the trike, staggered into the Great Hall. And hasn't moved his backside since!

I'm fair tuckered out, but at least I've managed to get my first ride for a month in. Average speeds will not be discussed, or even thought about, but at least wheels have been turned and honour satisfied.

*That's me folks!
^I try to wear it always. But it blew off and I had to chase it.

 

[Speicher]

as you know i dont like to mention it but i am a bit poorly my self
Speicher awwwww blesss have a nice cupa and put your feet up. that big mean byegad been spreading him self about again. he douse it on out of spite i am sure. i will send over a virtual box of dark chocolates* and a bunch of pre-emptive grapes**

*the best kind as they are not fattening
**they are grapes you eat before you plant the vines so you know if it is worth all the effort of growing them, apparently if they are rubbish and you do not plant the vines a time paradox is avoided because of a loop hole, the universe has so much going on as long as you don't mention it, it gets over looked and accounting can just fudge the books a bit and every one is happy.

I have tried the grapes but have ended up within the above-mentionned time loop, I will let you know what they are like a fortnight ago.

 

[Speicher]

Byegad, I shall send you a plomb. Please report back as to whether:

a) it fits you
b) it enhances your cycling prowess

Who is your cycling prowess, and will you post up a picture of her?

 

[byegad]

Very kind Speicher old chappess.

I can let you have a lert, you should always be a lert on the road.

 

[Speicher]

Perhaps I should mention at this junction, that I have been looking for a round tuit for a very long time. If you see one, perhaps you would tell me.

 

[markg0vbr]

Very kind Speicher old chappess.

I can let you have a lert, you should always be a lert on the road.

cant you get ointment for that?


"He turned and climb a small hill and managing to climb with nearly his old panache" the new and improved self clinging panache.


have you thought about using some of the staff for hill assistance they could walk at the back prodding you with sharp pointy sticks.

"I have tried the grapes but have ended up within the above-mentionned time loop, I will let you know what they are like a fortnight ago." would you mind getting a lottery ticket for last Saturday please, i will give you £10 for your trouble, having said that £8 is a lot of money for me to hand over all in one go i tell you what i will give you half of the £4 now and the other 50p when you give me the jack pot ticket and as you are a lumpy jumper wearer i will only charge you 70% of my normal price for the thank you flowers and that's cutting my own had off.


good news i can go part time at the end of the month

gosh all this generosity is hard work i might have a not stand up for a bit.

 

[Speicher]

Excellent news on the part time working!

 

[markg0vbr]

i used to think, sanity came in a tin a bit like condensed milk. the deepest thinker that has ever lived* said improving someone's grasp of reality by pushing a frog in to the brain through there ear is ultimately doomed** to failure but quite entertaining and gives you something to fill a damp afternoon.
*grandpa flump
** very upsetting for the frog, how has no real problem with reality as things get very real when some one is trying to push you in to someone's ear.

 

[byegad]

Plombs give me migraine unless they're yellow. So I'll return your plomb, unused. I have a tewitt, but it's a square one, will that be any use IF I lend you a large hammer to get it into the round hole?

Meanwhile I'm sending the SBGG for a short stand to support the tewitt and a long weight to hold it down. While you are there Mark, can you bring the glass hammer back when you return?

 

[markg0vbr]

there you are
cup of tea?

quick before it melts.

 

[byegad]

Great. Now bend your head while i test the hammer!

 

[Scoosh]

good news i can go part time at the end of the month

gosh all this generosity is hard work i might have a not stand up for a bit.

More time for not-sitting-up and peddallo-ing

 

[byegad]

Good news indeed Mark. The 'W' thing is much overrated and thankfully a dim memory for me these days.

As Marx* said:- 'Work is the curse of the drinking classes.'

* No! Not Karl, Groucho.

 

[markg0vbr]

i will have to get the children/minions out there scraping a crust, all i have got from them over the years is "daddy but i am only 3", "daddy I will not fit up that chimney", excuses that's all i get.
and demands for fripperys like shoes and food.