the recovery

[Scoosh]

Has everyone been asleep since last Friday?

I am sorry to have ab sconeded from this thread without a note in triplicate. I am now in recovery from an orrible colb in the nobe, and a nafty coff, and saw froat, and acheses and pains. How is every one else?

So far today I have managed to eat some pawridge, and had a bath, made two phone calls, and now I am watching four days in Dunkirk.

Sobby to ear ob your alements. Hobe ou ged bedder quick

Good to see you are catching up, watching 4 days in Dunkirk in 1 in uk

 

[byegad]

Zzzzz...ZZzzzzz...Zzzzzzzzz.

 

[markg0vbr]

shshshshsh bless he has drooped off

Zzzzz...ZZzzzzz...Zzzzzzzzz.

i have been engaged in a strategic reorganization and evaluation exorcise (boss wanted some crap shifting from one locker on the 2nd floor to a locker on the 3rd floor)

a grandparent cure for blocked nasal passages is to shove a bike pump up one and pump vigorously.
in my house a cold is seen as a weakness and the kids take advantage, being a burly not lumpy jumper, i only ever get smooth jumper flue.
several days not stand up and large bowls of stew, make ones thick chest hair lustrous again.

 

[markg0vbr]

three days of commuting on the hand bike.
it gets the blood pumping.

 

[markg0vbr]

warning i have just been informed it is dangerous to put a bike pump up your nose to clear your head out!
a the safety elf was quit agitated by my perpetuating this treatment, his recommendation is a knitting needle shoved up there and swirled about.

all hale friction shifters, i had a cable start to give way today so switched over to friction from index.
this save me rolling about on the floor putting a new cable on at the side of the road.


i have had a look at the cycle to work thingy of 40 that put in for it, 12 so far have had a go.

12
participants 387.5
miles cycled
11,625*
calories burnt 77.50 kg*
carbon emissions saved

 

[byegad]

Wassat?

 

[markg0vbr]

that how much mileage and wobbly bit stuff burnt in the proses .

 

[markg0vbr]

it was a historic day, to day, the mayor complete with paparazzi came to cut the ribbon on the new 120ft of pavement at the edge of the village. it was deeply moving and will live long in my memory of historic events in and around Rotherham.

 

[markg0vbr]

i cant tell how we are doing as we have the lowest number of participants in the history of the program, the next lowest was a tower block in London that managed 38 people taking part.
gooooooo Rotherham.

Results to date
13 participants
612.5 miles cycled
18,375* calories burnt
122.50 kg* carbon emissions saved

 

[Speicher]

warning i have just been informed it is dangerous to put a bike pump up your nose to clear your head out!
a the safety elf was quit agitated by my perpetuating this treatment, his recommendation is a knitting needle shoved up there and swirled about.

all hale friction shifters, i had a cable start to give way today so switched over to friction from index.
this save me rolling about on the floor putting a new cable on at the side of the road.


i have had a look at the cycle to work thingy of 40 that put in for it, 12 so far have had a go.

12 participants
387.5 miles cycled
11,625* calories burnt
77.50 kg* carbon emissions saved

i cant tell how we are doing as we have the lowest number of participants in the history of the program, the next lowest was a tower block in London that managed 38 people taking part.
gooooooo Rotherham.

Results to date
13 participants
612.5 miles cycled
18,375* calories burnt
122.50 kg* carbon emissions saved

Can I admit to puzzlement regarding the above statsiticks.

 

[byegad]

Now she's puddled! Page 81 and she admits to being puzzled. Sigh!

I've been puzzlated since I first met the SBGG. Why is he here? Who brought him here? What can we do to make him go away? These were just some of the questions i asked myself, passers-by and even the SBGG himself.

Sadly my Universal Translator (TM Star Trek) was broken that day so I only got one word in three from his Good Godliness and had to guess the rest.

Since then the West Yorkshire Revolutionary Committee for the Workers, Layabouts and Benefit Scroungers, the Yorkshire National government, the UK government, both the Commons and the Lords , the EU and the UN have failed to come up with a solution. Notice no English National government, a sad lack in the UK's range of the witless and wise ruling classes. Maybe if we'd had one we could have found a solution from them?

 

[Scoosh]

Notice no English National government, a sad lack in the UK's range of the witless and wise ruling classes. Maybe if we'd had one we could have found a solution from them?

Not if our experience up here is anything to go by - but you might have a very expensive new house for it !

 

[markg0vbr]

like the Sioux nation of north America Yorkshire is to declare its self a republic.

"Can I admit to puzzlement regarding the above statsiticks. "
MilesMiles Date Calories Carbon *
30.0 18th May 2012 900 6.00kg

7.0 17th May 2012 210 1.40kg

7.0 16th May 2012 210 1.40kg

7.0 15th May 2012 210 1.40kg

30.0 14th May 2012 900 6.00kg

25.0 13th May 2012 750 5.00kg

30.0 11th May 2012 900 6.00kg

30.0 10th May 2012 900 6.00kg

7.0 09th May 2012 210 1.40kg

7.0 08th May 2012 210 1.40kg

25.0 07th May 2012 750 5.00kg

25.0 06th May 2012 750 5.00kg

25.0 05th May 2012 750 5.00kg

7.0 04th May 2012 210 1.40kg

* - 200g of carbon emissions are saved per mile of a journey by bike (instead of a car)
the interesting bit you dont see on the record is the number and condition* of dead animals i see on my rides.
in the nice weather, the shapely defined profile of cycling i promote powering along in my Lycra body suit or mankiney.

i really need to get my back saved again, the trim at the front was only partly successful, my plan of trimming it to look like a map of Yorkshire failed as i did not take into account the affect of using a mirror, it ended up back to front! this is ok as car drivers see it ok when looking back via there mirrors.

i am just siting down to look through the calendar and book my holidays, i will be at York again, i may re do the ride i did last year up to grassington then across to york on the way of the roses.
the lack of enthusiasm from my kids for the trip is heartening.


*squishiness, bloating, maggot ridden.

 

[markg0vbr]

i used the word emancipate three time today!

please send tins of prunes and tea bags.

 

[Speicher]

There is a good variety of shops near here, but I am not cognisant of one where I can procure tinned teabags.