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markg0vbr
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yes big manly chestickls.chestickls!
He said chestickls. Is he allowed to say that???
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byegad
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UGH!
That's spoilt the picture for me forever. Excuse me while I go and wash my mind out with large quantities of Brandy.
She's a lovely girl!
That's spoilt the picture for me forever. Excuse me while I go and wash my mind out with large quantities of Brandy.
She's a lovely girl!
n-ick
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Shame sir and off with them.
Would save the Universe from infestation from SSG progeny.
That indeed makes me reach for the restorative.
I'v got some CHEESESTIX, is that close enough to count?
Would save the Universe from infestation from SSG progeny.
That indeed makes me reach for the restorative.
I'v got some CHEESESTIX, is that close enough to count?
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markg0vbr
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my eldest lad came in today and told me he was his evil twin brother and they have swapped lives for a bit!
i wonder what my evil twin is doing and if he would like to swap for a bit?
i wonder what my evil twin is doing and if he would like to swap for a bit?
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markg0vbr
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if i am the evil twin and have replaced my self, what cunning plan have i got? could i be planing some thing dramatic but cleverly hidden it from my self so i don't know but would i still be the evil twin or a prone, in my nefarious plot! i will interrogate my self today and find out. it takes a lot of sorting out this you know it is almost as bad as time travel.
the gunpowder production is coming along nicely, with in put from a local stable, i had a minor setback when the urine vats sprung a leak but i now have 40lb of salt peter the "fire work
" should be quite impressive 
a test rocket will be mounted on the trike next week, accuracy is a problem though.
the gunpowder production is coming along nicely, with in put from a local stable, i had a minor setback when the urine vats sprung a leak but i now have 40lb of salt peter the "fire work
" should be quite impressive a test rocket will be mounted on the trike next week, accuracy is a problem though.
byegad
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The he goes planing again without planning ahead.
Aim up Cosmo. we will have the telescopes aimed in the upward direction to spot your fiery and hopefully terminal re-entry to the atmosphere. Aim for Mars, lots of room to land there.
Aim up Cosmo. we will have the telescopes aimed in the upward direction to spot your fiery and hopefully terminal re-entry to the atmosphere. Aim for Mars, lots of room to land there.
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markg0vbr
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it is supposed to be a surface to surface rocket, i just cant get the thing to go straight.
byegad
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Surface of Earth to surface of Mars sounds good to me. Maybe we should vote?
One here in favour of inflicting you on another planet, after all it may be the one you originate from.
One here in favour of inflicting you on another planet, after all it may be the one you originate from.
There's a greater chance of a successful landing if you aim for Antares, which is a bit bigger and would definitely get my vote.
It's also much further away = take longer to get there = less likelihood of return soon =
byegad
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In space nobody can hear you scream so anywhere is good.
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markg0vbr
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if i try and get into orbit let alone a inter solar system jolly there would be a good chance i would explode.
it might hurt and it would deprive my adoring public the presence of me.
it would sort out the problem of the piles of fan mail i am constantly having to deal with, i am very big in small African nations you know.
it makes getting trousers to fit difficult.
it might hurt and it would deprive my adoring public the presence of me.
it would sort out the problem of the piles of fan mail i am constantly having to deal with, i am very big in small African nations you know.
it makes getting trousers to fit difficult.
byegad
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I'll take these point by point.
1. If i try and get into orbit let alone a inter solar system jolly there would be a good chance i would explode.
This has been considered and is a risk we are prepared to take.
2. It might hurt and it would deprive my adoring public the presence of me.
These are seen as plus points by the vast majority of readers.
3. It would sort out the problem of the piles of fan mail i am constantly having to deal with, i am very big in small African nations you know.
The nephew of the ex-General Manager of the Nigerian National Bank is not a fan. He writes to gullible folk likely to give him money for nothing. Sadly he has never heard of Yorkshire folk's propensity to make the average Scot look like a spendthrift wastrel given to unseemly acts of generosity, or your own which makes the average Yorkshireman look like an open-handed drunk.
4. It makes getting trousers to fit difficult.
If this is a move towards appearing fully clothed in public at all times it is of course to be welcomed. However it smacks of a pathetic attempt to get out of your predetermined future role as explorer to other worlds that, in all respects, you seem eminently qualified to fulfil. It is being seen as a win/win scenario given we will have put an Earthling on Mars, or Antares or anywhere other than this planet and we will greatly benefit humankind, not to mention moths, termites, woodlice and many other earth-based animals.
1. If i try and get into orbit let alone a inter solar system jolly there would be a good chance i would explode.
This has been considered and is a risk we are prepared to take.
2. It might hurt and it would deprive my adoring public the presence of me.
These are seen as plus points by the vast majority of readers.
3. It would sort out the problem of the piles of fan mail i am constantly having to deal with, i am very big in small African nations you know.
The nephew of the ex-General Manager of the Nigerian National Bank is not a fan. He writes to gullible folk likely to give him money for nothing. Sadly he has never heard of Yorkshire folk's propensity to make the average Scot look like a spendthrift wastrel given to unseemly acts of generosity, or your own which makes the average Yorkshireman look like an open-handed drunk.
4. It makes getting trousers to fit difficult.
If this is a move towards appearing fully clothed in public at all times it is of course to be welcomed. However it smacks of a pathetic attempt to get out of your predetermined future role as explorer to other worlds that, in all respects, you seem eminently qualified to fulfil. It is being seen as a win/win scenario given we will have put an Earthling on Mars, or Antares or anywhere other than this planet and we will greatly benefit humankind, not to mention moths, termites, woodlice and many other earth-based animals.
n-ick
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if i try and get into orbit let alone a inter solar system jolly there would be a good chance i would explode.
it might hurt and it would deprive my adoring public the presence of me.
it would sort out the problem of the piles of fan mail i am constantly having to deal with, i am very big in small African nations you know.
it makes getting trousers to fit difficult."
I sent a copy of this to our friend the hospital psychiatrist, he both reckons that there is considerable cause for alarm. The possibilities are that this was originated from;
1.0 A chemically unbalanced brain
2.0 A paranoid chemically altered brain
3.0 A team of Shakespearean chimps , left for infinity in a room full of typewriters.
I should seek treatment sir, a short cut would be to dangle a live electric cable ( or electric eel) into your bath and await results.
In case of possibility 3.0 , I should advise a career in the media, or even a zoo.
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markg0vbr
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"3.0 A team of Shakespearean chimps , left for infinity in a room full of typewriters."
you know it would have to be an infinite number of chips for that to work and the logistics of banana supply let alone the nappy changing just make it impracticable. the cost would be ridiculous.
now for about £20 you could get a student in the uni to photo copy the work of bill in about 2 days.
an original work of pure thought and insight would be far better, i may start jotting a bit down. take for instance, the humble stick; be it ever so knotty and bent with a slight bloom of lichen, to a child it will become an asaultrifle , fighter plain, Excalibur, walking stick. a games console sucks the imagination out of a child all the work is done for there brain, as the brain is a muscle and needs exorcise or it will atrophy.
you end up with some thing like the colonials now have.
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Why is hunting with an asault rifle frowned upon?
you know it would have to be an infinite number of chips for that to work and the logistics of banana supply let alone the nappy changing just make it impracticable. the cost would be ridiculous.
now for about £20 you could get a student in the uni to photo copy the work of bill in about 2 days.
an original work of pure thought and insight would be far better, i may start jotting a bit down. take for instance, the humble stick; be it ever so knotty and bent with a slight bloom of lichen, to a child it will become an asaultrifle , fighter plain, Excalibur, walking stick. a games console sucks the imagination out of a child all the work is done for there brain, as the brain is a muscle and needs exorcise or it will atrophy.
you end up with some thing like the colonials now have.
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Why is hunting with an asault rifle frowned upon?
So I just inherited a bunch of guns from my grandma. And I was talking with some of my friends about hunting and stuff and I suggested using an ar-15 for hunting and I got bert stared and they told me you can't use an asault rifle for hunting.
I don't think my friends really know as much as they pretend to about guns and hunting and stuff, and I know I dont.
I also have a hunting rifle, a semi automatic remington with a scope it uses the same .223 ammo as the ar-15, yet it is ok to use that for hunting.
Please aware me, why is it ok to use a semi auto-matic hunting rifle but not an ar-15 for hunting? By the way the ar-15 is semi automatic, not fully automatic.
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-inherited ar-15
-inherited semi auto hunting rifle
-friend says its ok to use hunting rifle for hunting but not ar-15"
apparently the local kids aspire to be like the colonials, when i hear them chatting together.
gone is "hail hardy fellow, how fairs you on the wonderful morrow" to "John's burd is well stunnin'. She wis pure mental wae 'um the other day cos he wantit tae hing aboot wi 'is pals 'n no take hur tae the Showcase. She took a hissy 'n bolted. It wis well funny."
