the recovery

[byegad]

I was thinking more of a nail gun.

 

[markg0vbr]

you want Katy price to nail me!
i will think about it, i get a lot of offers every week you know.

i am now going out on the trike with a 12v electric heated vest, wool under garments liberally coated in lard and brown paper and fiery jack rubbed on my back. yet i am still stiffening up drastic steps must be taken emigration is the only way forward, i need a sponsor to vouch for me and a job to go to, some thing like posture support mattress tester.

 

[byegad]

I wouldn't wish Katy Price on my worse enemy. Hope she enjoys you! Though I doubt it!

 

[n-ick]

"i need a sponsor to vouch for me and a job to go to, some thing like posture support mattress tester."
I'm afraid that just this once ,"I'm out".

 

[byegad]

I think our best bet is to dismantle the SBGG and sell his parts on Ebay Gum, the Yorkshire site for sale of unwanted junk. With a wind behind us and a few false bids to boost the prices we could possibly get over £2.33, which by coincidence is the price of a pint of my favourite beer in the local.

All in favour say Eye!

 

[markg0vbr]

My aching back, I have put some hard graft in the last few nights.

It is back to work again in the morning, I may have to have a long lunch to get over the shock of it.
You know my apprentice is revolting, he refuses to get my tea! And keeps prattling on about wanting paying.
He is gaining on the job training and access to my colossal store house of on the job expeirence.
Ungrateful that's what he is, I told he so as we'll while he was making an half hatred job of washing my car.

 

[byegad]

He's got an apprentice.

OH! NO!

A mini-sbgg to deal with.

Sob...sob...sob!

Whil thisse wone lern tooo spel corektely?

I want my mummy!

 

[byegad]

I thought the crew would like to see this thread.

http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/donating-organs-for-money.116707/

We can make even more money than I thought by disassembling the SBGG. Enough for a good drink all round!

Lovely.

 

[markg0vbr]

He is "minion" even the managers call him that now.

The new enabling customer input interface program will be switched on tomorrow! Gosh I am so exited.
I may have to and have a not stand up just thinking about it.

 

[n-ick]

"The new enabling customer input interface program will be switched on tomorrow!"
"Houston we have a problem".

EEEUP Cosmaio, hope tha's all decorated up for Halloween !

 

[byegad]

He is "minion" even the managers call him that now.

The new enabling customer input interface program will be switched on tomorrow! Gosh I am so exited.
I may have to and have a not stand up just thinking about it.

Sorry to see you've had the sack. However that will enable customers to speak to a human being. :troll:

 

[markg0vbr]

"The new enabling customer input interface program will be switched on tomorrow!"
"Houston we have a problem".

EEEUP Cosmaio, hope tha's all decorated up for Halloween !

I walk like igore as it is, with the byegad mask on as we'll old lady's will faint and children will run away.

The new interface is so now any one wants any service from us they have to pay first, so we get there brass before we have done a lick. It will cut back on people not paying there invoices.
Basically it will vastly increase the amount of time people will have stay on the phone while we in put all the information, form a 3min turn over to about 10 if the payment goes through first try.

Gosh it is fantastical what they can do with technology now.
We have gone from one lady taking names and address and handing them over to the ops to contact them and collect there payment on the spot, to a call centre passing the info to two admin staff booking in the appointment then two doing the billing and invoicing.

I have noticed I have very hairy arms today.
Up the workers

 

[markg0vbr]

nasal hair a wonderful thing!




Lard!

 

[byegad]

Anyone else noticed we're in Room 101?

 

[n-ick]

If we're playing that again;
Piers Morgan !