the recovery

[byegad]

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Who's the most deluded of us all?

 

[n-ick]

We're going to get summonsed or even summanded. There's a whiff of compo in the air.
I blame whoever showed him how a talking mirror works,

 

[byegad]

I've just dusted off the forms for compulsory detention in an asylum. They have the SBGG's name printed on. You can get your supply direct from HMG. Just ask for the Rawmarsh version of form I.D.I.O.T.1.*

*Intention to Detain Inpatient Order for Treatment 1.

 

[n-ick]

Can I attach the wires ?

 

[byegad]

Only if it's to the 400kV supply. My younger son is working on the pylons so he can get you within reach.

 

[markg0vbr]

semi professional tent pole holders, have automatic access to legal representation via the union "up the workers".
tomorrow i will be at the graduation of my lumpy jumper mini me, she got honers! and a full scholarship to become a barrister, she dose keep asking me odd questions about the byegad estate and my printer is on its knees with all the pages of the recovery she has been printing.

i did point out she was not using the requisite amount of lard in the thing but kids never take any notice.
she is very dedicated doing home work on competency hearing case law and it is not even on this years study list.

as part of the experementation there will be "manual manipulation " the las one that had a go turned out to not be a doctor he just wondered in to Rotherhan gen and started operating on people, i thought the taxi badge and the fact he brought his packed lunch in and put on the end of the table so he could have a quick nibble while on the job might have given the game away.

i have lots of new pills today weeeeeeeeeee, though the dog did point out that some of them may have side affects, he must have been reading the leaflet in the bin when he was going through it last night looking for scraps, it must be important as he has never felt the urge to talk before!
but he says dont take any notice of next doors cat as it needs reading glasses and gets confused with grams and milligrams.

 

[markg0vbr]

i am a keen armature radio operator and have been chatting with some very nice chaps in chernyshevskogo Russia on the boarder with the Ukraine on my low power Morse code radio.

being a professional Yorkshire man i like to use this mode as 1 it is cheep, 2 it keeps my brain active, 3 it is cheep, 4 and it is interesting what you can do with 5 watts of power.
when i go over there next year on my motor trike Yury says he will have some new pills for me to try, we cant get them over here, yury lost an ear in a hunting accident some years ago and said he never felt a thing so they must be good.
mine will be free as a thank you for dropping off some equipment and parcels at his friends place on the way back home.

the family are looking after me up for a week or two while i tour around that part of the world and taking me hunting he says i can borrow one of his kalashnikovs he has lots.

 

[n-ick]

Going,
Going,
Gone.

 

[byegad]

The Byegad Estate is tax free by grant of King William the First for services rendered in the field. He was short of something to wipe his bottom on and Sir Byegadde de Lisieux gave him a Saxon peasant, freshly killed, for the purpose.

A rough translation of his comment was something along the lines of 'That was a great kindness you did me. Once we've killed the rest of these Saxon dogs and I'm king I'm minded to grant you a small boon.' My wily ancestor, already imbued with the legendary Byegad family trait of utter thrift immediately asked for freedom from taxation for himself and his ancestors and a decent slice of the county of his choice. The rest is as you say History and we still have an Edward I groat stolen by Sir Byegadde from that peasant, who no doubt stole it from one of his betters.

HMRC officials have been known to explode once the original document, drawn up in Norman French and smeared with what the family insist is blood from the dead Saxon, but may possibly be another substance altogether, with connections to William himself!

 

[byegad]

Looks like the Russian Mafia have found another mug. He's importing a nice BMW Trike and some drugs for them and all they need is a 'hunting accident' to make it all theirs.

There's one born every minute!

 

[n-ick]

I don't think that 2 brain cells are sufficient for espionage.
Could be a conflict of neurons if he became a double agent.

 

[byegad]

Your estimate is 100% higher than mine

 

[markg0vbr]

Looks like the Russian Mafia have found another mug. He's importing a nice BMW Trike and some drugs for them and all they need is a 'hunting accident' to make it all theirs.

There's one born every minute!

there is no such thing as the Russian Mafia! i asked Yury this morning, he wanted your full address, description / photograph, so he could put your mind at rest personally when he is over next.

he has a very fetching nice who would like a lift back with me, she dose not speak very good English * he must have a large family he is alway surrounded by lovely young women in all the photograph i have seen.

*nether do i!

 

[byegad]

Thanks for the warning the gamekeepers at Byegad Towers have been carrying UZI 9mm machine pistols for years, so no worries. If anything it'll sharpen their reactions. Then there's the Ha! Ha! and the minefields.
He has a very fetching nice what?

 

[n-ick]

Lost in translation, probably a mice.