the recovery

[byegad]

Nice mice? Do they eat rice? That would be nice and my niece would love that.

 

[n-ick]

We've nearly completed his Christmas present.
I've got the clock, the wires and the battery.


Spud's had a few goes at Semtex..............although he is RECOVERING after the last incident.

 

[byegad]

No need for Semtex. Give the SBGG the recipe for Nitroglycerine and stand (WELL) back. If he takes out Rawmarsh he may well do as much as £3.27 damage, but it's a risk we'll take.

 

[n-ick]

no problem. I've shown the Spud how to count up to 6 on his remaining fingres.

I think it's very silly giving SG the recipe, it's not hot enough outside for the product to become unstable.


We've got a stunning festive lght display planned with " the chosen one" well and truly illuminated.

 

[byegad]

I went to school with a potential boffin who made some stuff* at home. The local paper had pictures of his front room window in the garden. He'd left it 'cooking' in the front room while he went for tea. It worked!

*Nitro'.

 

[byegad]

Having received a delegation from representatives of the People's Republic of West Yorkshire, (A strange time to visit 4am!) I wish to revise my estimate of the likely damage to Rawmarsh should the SBGG be persuaded to manufacture the 4000 tonnes of Nitroglycerine his new recipe book says is the minimum 'safe' quantity to brew up.

I'm advised that the cost previously given of £3.27 applies to Rawmarsh, with the exception of the People's Hall, the official residence of the President (For at least life.) of the People's Republic. Should tragedy strike and the People's Hall be destroyed the total cost should be revised up from £3.27 to £100 000 003.27. This is based on the certified insurance replacement value as printed on the President's house insurance policy for 32 Livingstone Drive Rawmarsh, aka The People's Hall of the President of the Republic of West Yorkshire.

Please note this does not cover the owed rent of £7,248,765.90 on 32 Livingstone Drive, being the rent due since Time Immemorial by the Scargill family. President Scargill denies any connection between the sum assured on his hall hovel and the owed rent.

I am pleased to correct this for the People's Republic and kindly ask if they'll remove the three Tank Regiments from the front lawn of Byegad Towers, the diesel fumes from the clapped out T55Ms T80Us, generously donated by the USSR in the late 80s in thanks for services to the Soviet Union, that represent the military wing of the NUM are causing Lady Byegad to cough.

 

[byegad]

Now the front lawn is clear, except for some nasty looking churned up grass. Parhaps we will hear from the SBGG or his Russian friends who are definitely not the Russian Mafia regarding his elf.

 

[Speicher]

Rumour has it that Byegad has recently lost a sum of money in the region of £28. I really think he should be more careful about where he leaves his wallet.

 

[byegad]

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


Thud!

 

[Lady Byegad]

We are not amused!

Thirty servants are dead and Lord Byegad is locked in the West Wing with all of his wallets and has Smithers holding the abacus while he verifies the fact that no money has been lost, or for that matter spent by the family since 1873. The bounder who alleged the loss will receive a stiff letter from Messrs Hadaway and Shitte the family solicitors and will be sued into pecuniary. That or the Main Estate's Gamekeeper Battalion Machine Gun Corps will be deployed.

Heads will roll!

 

[byegad]

Well Speicher is for the high jump, not only is £28 not missing from my wallet, but while shaking down the servants and peasants we found a French 10 franc piece and 73p in loose change.

 

[Speicher]

I do not think I can outrun the Batty Lion of MacHenery Gum Cor.

Perchance I was mistook in the unit of poundage. Has his Lord Shipment Highness of Byegad Towers been consuming a lesser amount of calorifick edibles? 'Appenchance that is the poundage to which the roomer made referment.

 

[byegad]

No good running Speicher. They left at 3am and will be on your doorstep by now. Put your hands on your head and come out of the front door slowly.

 

[markg0vbr]

"President Scargill denies any connection between the sum assured on his hall hovel and the owed rent."
Up the workers

All haile the president, non believers are not permitted to use his given name it is sacrelige, when we have a free and independent state of Yorkshire the non believers will be the first against the wall, I have a list you know.

Good news - <sound of dramatic music with lots of violins> I have a partial diagnosis,.......





My brain is wired up a bit wrong, shoking news I know, apparently most sensory input to my brain registers as pain! There is a treatment.
Some pils that chaing the brain cemestry, I am being weand on to them over the next month as they can send you a bit odd.
I hope this works as the next step involves drilling holes in my head and inserting electrodes and burning bit of brain, other bits take over for the burnt bits!

If I don't type Brighton lard munch it's the hamster gromit gurrrrr guuuung guuuung hinnnnnngggg.
Testing and experimentation continue, a genetic condition is suspected which is being tested for lard.


The Russians are coming, the last time we met up was at germish patonkerton they brought lots of home made vodka, from the tast of it, it was brought across in there petrol tank.

The monks from Nepal * how help with my cousin have discovered hp brown source, they put it on every thing including cornflakes.
Unruffled hamper stirrup grrrrrrrrrrrttttt ing, further updates to fur pill .

*it is a long story, but the roily family of Nepal have a honer dept to my uncle! His son is disabled and they send over a team of monks twice a year to look after him so they can go to Australia and visit family.
We have long filisofical chats re the path to enlightenment, apparently the monastery pray for me daly and 500 prayer flags have been deeploid in my name.
We have been building a prayer wheel, it is a long and interesting process.


Privet army's are allowed to operate as long as they swear allegiance to the sovereign and can be conscripted to the protection of The realm.

I did help make a large batch of gunpowder for the smooth bough shooting club, all done the proper way using wee wee and barrels rotated by hand full of ball bearings.
It was all documented and filmed for posterity as part of a documentary on the development of guns.

Now the electrodes have been removed and the probe retracted from ........ Well I will not say where.
I will be able string fit hump ingle.

 

[byegad]

Seems the pills are working well, but what explanation is he going to come up with from everything up to 1st of December 2012? There are several decades worth of eccentricity* to make excuses for unless that's going to blamed on his jeans**.

* OK plain oddness!
** This isn't a mistake a la SBGG.