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byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
What are we going to do now Nick?

We set out to drive him mad and short of permanent institutional confinement what else can we achieve?
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
If I have typed it once I have typed it at least three times I am the only sane person in the world, I have it on my tea mug at work so it must be true.

Lard! The brain cemetery experiment is like going on holiday for a bit I will expire acne what tit is like for all you loons and oddballs.
There is a felling of disconnected ness I am finding disconcerting how do I know what my foot is up to if there is no pain letting me know? I have to keep looking at my bits and bobs to see if they have wondered off!
Sedgwick knows, ithishisboxwherethepillbunnylives up the lard.

I was contemplating the slightly blue off white belly button fluff I had just revived this morning when it Came to me! I had been asleep for five hours.
This is disappointing as sleep deprivation induced hallucinations are one of the few pleasures I have. Workers

The tests should be back shortly so I will let you know just how much of a super being I am. <theme song to the tune of doc savage man of bronze> "the sun bronzed recumbent it's rushing along with his cheery thighs and lustres chesticles brings delight to alllllllllllll"
The full 2789 verse masterpiece can be down loaded from iTunes next week I am predicting a hit.

Bags of belly button fluff are also available from the online shop, soft and fluffy it can be spun in to yarn fro knitting.
 

n-ick

Senior Member
Longbow looks favourite at the moment.Great range, will go straight through anything fleshy .
Additional benefits being either a poison tip or flames.
Could wrap the arrow with tinsel for that festive look.
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
That's it!The excuse reason we were waiting for.

The Yorkshire Space Programme's entire effort* and huge budget** is being ploughed into mounting our smallest Nuclear warhead onto a smaller rocket so we don't over shoot Rawmash from the launch site situated in Northallerton Dairies'*** car park. We don't want to waste the gunpowder on a rocket which doesn't have to reach London, our normal target for the deterrent****.

*As soon as the pubs shut!
**Well when I say budget I mean someone else's money.
*** Handy for the milk bottle needed for a successful launch.
****Colloquially known as the Eeh! Bah! Bang! The weapons are mounted on dummy trailers of Tetley's Best Bitter and towed around the roads of Yorkshire so that the dreaded S.O.U.T.H.E.R.N. S.O.F.T.I.E.S's***** Parking Wardens can't wheel clamp them.
******Southern Occupation Uncaring Territorial Horrible Entirely Rotten Nutters. Subjugation Of Feral Type Indigenous English Swine
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
Just woke up, sat down for a rest after a srenuas trip to the kettell for the people who have servants it is the make water hotter thing.
It is not as easy as it sounds, if not concentrating I tend to walk in tight small circles with having one leg shorter, the vertigo kicks in now and again so I have to Holland on to the side bord to stop me falling of the earth.
Like what bygad dose when he has been testing the falling down water to make Serbian it has not gone off.
The next moment the clock had jumped forward an my shirt was covered in drool.
Nice word drool ....... Reminds me of the chaps that paint lines on the road.

I am having problems receiving the backwards talking polish radio station I used to listen to at night, I found it very soothing.
They must have changed senagall at the transmitter as I can't get a good signal on my fillings now.

I will have to pull the cable in through the window from my ham radio station and rest the end on my teeth tonight when I go to bed I might pick it up again.
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
Too quick. They'll have him before he gets three yards from the sack.* Perhaps we could hunt him with tortoises? They would give us a good day's hunting while still be sure to catch him eventually.

*That's a trick the local hunt used to get up to, to save looking for a fox, they trapped a few and kept them in sacks. Then they released them one at a time once they were away from the roads. I know because a friend used to ride and gave hunting a go because all of her horsey friends told her 'what fun' hunting was. She didn't go again! For all anyone knows they are still doing it. Either that or they were all telling porkies when they said a ban on hunting foxes would lead to rural disaster. They still meet!
 
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