Warn them he's a Black Pudding in the deadly art of Ekithump! Approach with caution, earplugs and a cattle prod.
Is black pudding twirling kosher? How about "eki oy gevalt"* an interesting aside the saying like donkeys years started of as as long as donkeys ears.
Interesting how things evolve like mould in a discarded Coffey cup, modern society dose this at an abnormal and un healthy speed. Even in bygads generation when they had just invented the light bulb change came in gradually giving people time to acclimatise. Now it happens almost over night!
When heavy industry was the engine of England not namby pamby money fondlers profs lactic surgical supports where in regular use, as a friend of mine pointed out. His business was manufacturing them.
*Exclamation of dismay, grief, or exasperation. The phrase “oy vey iz mir” means “Oh, woe is me.” “Oy gevalt!” is like oy vey, but expresses fear, shock or amazement. When you realize you’re about to be hit by a car, this expression would be appropriate.
