I suppose, to be really 'reverse-penance', you should give up pain for Lent.
Just think of how sanctimonious
you would feel ! 
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Just think of how sanctimonious
you would feel ! 
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I've never seen a Constabules Trunnions.
I wonder if Speicher has?<-<-<-Speicher, dirty girl!
Yes, I have seen a Constabules Trunnions, and also his helmet.
I have also been stopped by a Police person for driving too slowly.
n-ick
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I've put him in for "Britain's got Talent ". Just think of the viewing figures.
Could be just the place to demonstrate sword swallowing and feets of daring with boiling lard.
Could be just the place to demonstrate sword swallowing and feets of daring with boiling lard.
byegad
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This confirms two of the scandalous rumours the SBGG has been PMing to every member of CC.Yes, I have seen a Constabules Trunnions, and also his helmet.
I have also been stopped by a Police person for driving too slowly.
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
He was under stwict instructions not to tell anyone at all ever. What other sandalless things has he been labelling me with? The shoe is now on the other foot. 
I will not take this lying down.
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markg0vbr
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If I only lent it won't I have to have it back?I suppose, to be really 'reverse-penance', you should give up pain for Lent.
Just think of how sanctimonious
I have had my head looked in to, for new glasses. They want me to have very focal ones, i think you can zoom in n stuff but sound expensive I like the good old NHS thick rimed ones pre broken with the plaster round the middle. I mite have a go at some like that bloke on the telly that shows you how to microwave your diner they look
Bomb proof.
byegad
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nottake this lying down.
FTFY! Dirty, dirty girl!
byegad
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- NE England
Very focals are difficult for some people to adjust to. Some people, like me have no trouble with them and others cannot get away with using them at any price. The only downside to them for me is if you are looking under the trike, or car f'rinstance, you re using the 'far' part of the lens to look at something near. An' it don't work.
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markg0vbr
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Easy, do a head stand and if you have your lofty shorts on give the locals a laugh as we'll.
I am sticking with the good old having 5 or 6 pairs laying about the house, 3 reading and 3 for making big things that are faraway and look small and fuzzy, bigger.
I did ask about having one read and one making big things that are faraway and look small and fuzzy, bigger, in the other eye and just close the eye of the one I was not using. She said it would not do my head any good, I wood end up with a muscly eye and a weedy one. Ha haaaa I said, but I would turn the glasses over at diner time every day and wear them upside down, So that would even them up.
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markg0vbr
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My leg was on holiday today, I hope it had a nice time! My left arm popped off for a long weekend last week.
I never got a post card, text or email and has been miserable ever since it got back.
It is jet another cost cutting trick I have learnt giving body parts days off, it works so well the council are going to take one days pay off use this year as a theoretical extra holiday, day that we can't have! Austerity is the cudgel use to bludgeon the whimpering cripples in to submission.
What kind of nasty person would go around picking on cripples!
We need a hero, a sun bronzed sculpted vision on crutches with his pants on hit head wronging rights, for the down trodden.
I see a marvel comic film, the hero portrayed by some holo wood a list seleb
I never got a post card, text or email and has been miserable ever since it got back.
It is jet another cost cutting trick I have learnt giving body parts days off, it works so well the council are going to take one days pay off use this year as a theoretical extra holiday, day that we can't have! Austerity is the cudgel use to bludgeon the whimpering cripples in to submission.
What kind of nasty person would go around picking on cripples!
We need a hero, a sun bronzed sculpted vision on crutches with his pants on hit head wronging rights, for the down trodden.
I see a marvel comic film, the hero portrayed by some holo wood a list seleb
byegad
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REUTERS.............................................................................................................................................Breaking news Mark resigns as SBGG and calls for a replacement......................................
As part of the Aristocracy I feel it incumbent on me to organise the replacement. So the rules for candidates are listed below.
1. Any person of any gender may apply.
2. Said person must be able to demonstrate their suitability in all respects.*
3. An IQ test will be set and anyone scoring below 29 will be disqualified.**
4. The successful candidate must be able to spell common words like cat, sat and mat.***
5. The successful candidate must swear never to mention lard.
6. Attempted bribery of the appointments committee**** will be punished.*****
7. The committee's decision is final.******
Notes.
* Lady Byegad has volunteered to inspect all male candidates for Sun Bronzing. I will inspect the rest of the candidates.
** See much of the previous 150 pages.
*** Or at least stick to the same misspelling consistently.
**** Myself and good Lady Byegad, ably assisted by Nick, unless he himself is a candidate.
***** If the bribe is such that the committee are insulted by the amount, or lack of it.
****** (See ******) A large enough bribe could find we'd miscounted the votes the first time. I leave this to your conscience and depth of pocket.
As part of the Aristocracy I feel it incumbent on me to organise the replacement. So the rules for candidates are listed below.
1. Any person of any gender may apply.
2. Said person must be able to demonstrate their suitability in all respects.*
3. An IQ test will be set and anyone scoring below 29 will be disqualified.**
4. The successful candidate must be able to spell common words like cat, sat and mat.***
5. The successful candidate must swear never to mention lard.
6. Attempted bribery of the appointments committee**** will be punished.*****
7. The committee's decision is final.******
Notes.
* Lady Byegad has volunteered to inspect all male candidates for Sun Bronzing. I will inspect the rest of the candidates.
** See much of the previous 150 pages.
*** Or at least stick to the same misspelling consistently.
**** Myself and good Lady Byegad, ably assisted by Nick, unless he himself is a candidate.
***** If the bribe is such that the committee are insulted by the amount, or lack of it.
****** (See ******) A large enough bribe could find we'd miscounted the votes the first time. I leave this to your conscience and depth of pocket.
n-ick
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- Sunny Swadlincote
Tha' sounds the ideal candidate.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Yebbut, if he is a candid date, there is a need for someone else to do the judging, isn't there? We would not want to set a president.
byegad
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I see no problem with my standing and heading the committee. I assure you all that I'll give all the other candidates a fair hearing before deciding that the best Lord won.
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Will the committee have a quorum or do you not have any contagious diseases?
