the recovery
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byegad
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- NE England
It seemed so apt as a reply to the one above.
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markg0vbr
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- rawmarsh rotherham
The balance has been restored, cutting back on the herb and a tea spoon of caster oil. I was going to start bathing in milk like that Egyptian bit of fluff with the carpet fixation queen Axminster got a snake bite in the bum and no one would suck poison out. As it has therapeutic effects. But we are a bit short of donkey milk at the co op, it seems a waist as we'll unless the milk is then made in to cheese.
I emigrated 4miles after 14 years and my family mostly living in the same place, from where the first chap of my line thumped his bird on the head with a club and proclaimed "grunt gruuundt grunt"*. as a lad working in the metropolis of Sheffield my "local" friends thought I was bit of a globe trotter, going 14miles on the train! Every day...
We still have buses with thatched roofs pulled by inmates from the work house**.
We can't afford umlaut in Rotherham we use inflection sparingly as it might cost sum't, we even dunt use all't words, they all cost tha knows.
" ar reight" , " I" =. "Good morrow old chap how dose one find you on the glorious morning" , "spiffing my good fellow and one would wish you a Hearty morning as we'll"
I thought umlauts wear a big viscous ferret like thing, dragging unwary socks under beds and eating them?
*= ok lass get kettle on this'll do, chippy just up there a bit n booky next door! Smashing.
**they have to unravel long memos from the HMRs tax of is into recognisable gibberish, for a bole of water gruel and a slice of black pudding.
I emigrated 4miles after 14 years and my family mostly living in the same place, from where the first chap of my line thumped his bird on the head with a club and proclaimed "grunt gruuundt grunt"*. as a lad working in the metropolis of Sheffield my "local" friends thought I was bit of a globe trotter, going 14miles on the train! Every day...
We still have buses with thatched roofs pulled by inmates from the work house**.
We can't afford umlaut in Rotherham we use inflection sparingly as it might cost sum't, we even dunt use all't words, they all cost tha knows.
" ar reight" , " I" =. "Good morrow old chap how dose one find you on the glorious morning" , "spiffing my good fellow and one would wish you a Hearty morning as we'll"
I thought umlauts wear a big viscous ferret like thing, dragging unwary socks under beds and eating them?
*= ok lass get kettle on this'll do, chippy just up there a bit n booky next door! Smashing.
**they have to unravel long memos from the HMRs tax of is into recognisable gibberish, for a bole of water gruel and a slice of black pudding.
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n-ick
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- Sunny Swadlincote
This makes me ;
Wish I was living on Benefits Street.
Wish I had used live ammunition.
Wish that the rats would rise up in Rawmarrsh and get revenge on those who in the past have tried to eradicate them.
Wish I was living on Benefits Street.
Wish I had used live ammunition.
Wish that the rats would rise up in Rawmarrsh and get revenge on those who in the past have tried to eradicate them.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
I propose we start a petition. It would read something like this.
In a lifetime all British Subjects can kill 1/1000th of a human being without any recourse from the law. So we wouldn't have Politicians who get up everyone's knows, Giles Brandreth, Matthew Parris, or (And here's the advantage, No SBGG!
) So long as you can get 999 other people to agree with you.
Of course members of the House of Lords would be exempt, rank hath its privilege.
In a lifetime all British Subjects can kill 1/1000th of a human being without any recourse from the law. So we wouldn't have Politicians who get up everyone's knows, Giles Brandreth, Matthew Parris, or (And here's the advantage, No SBGG!
) So long as you can get 999 other people to agree with you. Of course members of the House of Lords would be exempt, rank hath its privilege.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
I propose we start a petition. It would read something like this.
In a lifetime all British Subjects can kill 1/1000th of a human being without any recourse from the law. So we wouldn't have Politicians who get up everyone's knows, Giles Brandreth, Matthew Parris, or (And here's the advantage, No SBGG!
Of course members of the House of Lords would be exempt, rank hath its privilege.
If they have so much privilege, could you reduce the fraction killable without an infraction of law? Can it be changed by a power of ten, to 1/100th?
Can I add Vanessa Felts to your list?
byegad
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- NE England
For you Speicher, almost anything. Of course Ms Felts can be added.
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markg0vbr
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- rawmarsh rotherham
I have a new hobby "hobbling about, having a odd bit when every thing goes black then coming around all confused laying in a pile like a rag doll".
It is very entertaining and lots of fun! I keep asking the kids to take photos of the positions I land in as I think they might be quite humorous. They have promised no daffodils will be used in any of the photographs and they will all be done in the best possible taste.
The bits going on holiday with out me are starting to get together I suspect they might be forming a union and may go on indefinite strike for better clothing. A trip to primarni might be in the offing and I have a budget of £9.36 in mind for a compleat season of outfits. I know it is going over the top but I thing I deserve some posh clothes.
My lads think I should go on the pull down the day centre on bingo night but I am not convinced this would be agood idea.
It is very entertaining and lots of fun! I keep asking the kids to take photos of the positions I land in as I think they might be quite humorous. They have promised no daffodils will be used in any of the photographs and they will all be done in the best possible taste.
The bits going on holiday with out me are starting to get together I suspect they might be forming a union and may go on indefinite strike for better clothing. A trip to primarni might be in the offing and I have a budget of £9.36 in mind for a compleat season of outfits. I know it is going over the top but I thing I deserve some posh clothes.
My lads think I should go on the pull down the day centre on bingo night but I am not convinced this would be agood idea.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
I suggest you dilute the home brew with something less intoxicating, like Rocket Fuel or 100% proof industrial alcohol.
When you fall over do you make interesting noises and twitch or lie down like you are suddenly overcome with a severe case of death? I ask as we wouldlove 
to accidentally bury you when you hadn't actually croaked!
When you fall over do you make interesting noises and twitch or lie down like you are suddenly overcome with a severe case of death? I ask as we would
to accidentally bury you when you hadn't actually croaked!
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
byegad
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- Location
- NE England
That relates to the infamous night of shame at the Rawmarsh Bingo Hall Hovel.
Some of the 'incidents' are Sub-Judice but the local Police had to say this, and I quote from the Rawmarsh Town Crier's script of the day of the opening of the trials.
'A person of hirsute appearance was performing several indecent acts while femaleinhabitants denizens of Rawmarsh were either running away, fainting with a fit of the vapours, or in the case of the more stalwart members of the crowd laughing openly. When arrested the miscreant was unwilling to state his name, instead claiming divine authority and mumbling something about his chesticals*!'
* This may well be a mistake and certainly Rawmarsh Constafoolery chose to interpret this word rather differently.
His Honour Judge Byegad** is understood to be making a move in the House of Lords to reinstate the death penalty for one day only.
** No relation to the present writer, honest! (Well not a close relation, he lives in Rawmarsh and Byegad Towers is on the Northern Marches of the North Riding of Yorkshire! Anyway I spend much of my time OOP North in County Durham at the Embassy.
Some of the 'incidents' are Sub-Judice but the local Police had to say this, and I quote from the Rawmarsh Town Crier's script of the day of the opening of the trials.
'A person of hirsute appearance was performing several indecent acts while female
* This may well be a mistake and certainly Rawmarsh Constafoolery chose to interpret this word rather differently.
His Honour Judge Byegad** is understood to be making a move in the House of Lords to reinstate the death penalty for one day only.
** No relation to the present writer, honest! (Well not a close relation, he lives in Rawmarsh and Byegad Towers is on the Northern Marches of the North Riding of Yorkshire! Anyway I spend much of my time OOP North in County Durham at the Embassy.
n-ick
Senior Member
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- Sunny Swadlincote
I have a new hobby "hobbling about, having a odd bit when every thing goes black then coming around all confused laying in a pile like a rag doll".
At last ! Some sense , has the human race been added to by a normal being ?
At last ! Some sense , has the human race been added to by a normal being ?
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
In this particle of west Worcestershire it seems that we have gussets of strong wind according to a local website. I spose that is what heppens when you leave the house and skirt the city centre, while not wearing trousies.
Do you have gussets of wind in your land of the northern north?
Do you have gussets of wind in your land of the northern north?
!!!
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Nothing worse than a windy gusset!
