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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

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I am trying to retire.
So if have been thinking of small business franchise I can sell to in investors. the best has been porridge on a stick but not any old porridge it will be enriched with healthy things like herring, hazel nut shells, egg shell. Then dipped in a thin lard coating to keep them fresh and moist. A good selling point will be if you are trapped by flood water you can use them as a flotation aid they will be just as edible after and will do you good.

Instead of go to work on an egg " go to work on porridge on a stick with health bits in it raped in lard".
 

Scoosh

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Better than him rapping though ....
notlistening.GIF
 

Scoosh

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Re-tiring the spare tire maybe ??? :unsure:
 
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markg0vbr

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Low blood pressure is fantastic, if you want to feel a bid drunk just stand up quick the sit back and enjoy.
The boss don't like me having my lunch at my desk with my feet up on the wheelchair and insist I go and sit in the soft chairs* but I can't put my legs up then and all the blood rushed away from my head! now when you have a brain the size of a planet it needs a lot of blood so you tend to go a bit funny after a bIt then every one starts flapping about.
Why can't people just leave you alone when you know what your doing and how to manage ?




* very comfortable if you are Quasimodo crossed with a West Country cider drinker Or bygad.
 

byegad

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You can get some very small planets, but methinks that he is confusticaterd again. The last brain scan on the SBGG came back with a negative!

As to my comfort requirements a soft arm chair, properly run in by several generations of Lord Byegads is the only requirement, apart from a never ending supply of young wenches from the peasantry. :whistle::whistle::whistle:
 
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markg0vbr

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As a child I went to Sunday school at the Salvation Army. I have only had the odd drink for medicinal reasons and
After being t total for the past three years I have Been bombarded with pamphlets worming of the dangers of drinking while on the brain pils! I am outraged and wright to my mp at once.

Theremin concert is in the offing with 23 other enthusiasts, 3 can actually get recognisable tunes out of there's!
 

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:unsure::scratch:

I am now cognisant of the parameters of the recovery difficulties. The SBGG has been taking brain pills when, in realitea there is an absence of grey celliness in the cranial cavity of the above-mentioned SBGG.

Or alternatively he has hiss munderstood the concept of drinking on the brain pills, and stands on them when consuming Pilsner alcofrolic drinkys instead of consuming um brain pils.
 

byegad

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The first hypothesis is correct. The second is possible but unlikely as he couldn't spell Pilsner let alone get up the courage to order it at any Yorkshire Alko Frolik Diss Tree Byushon Sent Her.*

*He'd likely be lynched so keep trying to persuade him to try this.
 
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