the recovery

[Speicher]

My Brother lives in Newcastle hupon Tyne. I was visiting Bristol with him one weekend. We decided to stop for a drink in Ye Olde Host Tellery, and he asked for a pint of Scotch. When the bar maiden did query that he really wanted a pint, he con firmed that he did.

For chew it tussly I did intervene in this verbal intercourse, and explained to the effect that purr haps he had four gotten that a maiden in a bar in Bristol would not have the in cycle clop pedic no ledge to know that "Scotch" in New Castle is a bru of beer, named after the diss till her rye. She was of the opinion he wanted a pint of the alcofrolic much stronglier single malt of the Muir of Ord or Glen Moray variety. Whether that would be on the rocks or not, was not discuss Ted.

 

[byegad]

Well that's a mistake anyone could make! The poor barmaid's edifikiayshun is sadly incomplete.

 

[Speicher]

As the afore-mentioned Hostelry was near the docks I was tempted to ask for a Schooner of sherry. Would she have gone in search of a three-masted sailing vessel?

 

[byegad]

As the afore-mentioned Hostelry was near the docks I was tempted to ask for a Schooner of sherry. Would she have gone in search of a three-masted sailing vessel?

Har! Harr! Me hearty! Belike wi' a curse!

 

[markg0vbr]

All aboard the pugwash, sea man stains, put the kettle on.

 

[byegad]

Avast behind and Roger the cabin boy!

 

[Speicher]

Is the sun over the yard arm yet?

Oi, your plimsol line is under ye watter, happen yo have been loaded to the gunwales.

 

[byegad]

Shiver me timbers!

 

[n-ick]

Pieces of brake !

 

[byegad]

Damn parrot's crapped all the way down my long coat with the silver buckles. He also keeps shouting 'Pieces of Thirty Two'! Damn inflation! I blame the gibberment.

 

[Scoosh]

That bird has clearly been learning its times tables the old-fashioned way ...

 

[markg0vbr]

Your all nut !




Raving barm pots !


Talk like a pirate day is September 19th
Being the only sane one can be lonely at times.....

My lad is trying to ween me on to curry as it is the only thing he can make. So small amounts of curry powder are being added to my banana sandwiches, porridge and anti chafing chubrub , though the last one might be a step too far.

 

[Scoosh]

My lad is trying to ween me on to curry as it is the only thing he can make. ...

Some years ago, when I had newly arrived in Singapore, I asked a nice lady there if she could teach me how to make curry.

She replied, "It is a life's work" - so your lad is clearly a re-incarnation of some one ... but who ?



The thought of him being a re-incarnation of the SBGG ....

 

[byegad]

Reset Universe???

Fatal error! Code 101010 consult handbook and contact Multiverse support on 08457 000 5H17.

 

[n-ick]

Fatal error exposed, how could you miss this ..?....

"Being the only sane one can be lonely at times....."