the recovery
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byegad
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- NE England
For the 1 out of 10 people who understand binary and read HHGtG I made a joke up there and you all missed it!
byegad
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- NE England
Well it is a 50/50 chance you don't. See:- http://www.mathsisfun.com/binary-number-system.html
n-ick
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- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
byegad
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- Location
- NE England
Well it's been three years plus since the much mooted and advertised recovery was due to start. I'm sure the small army of Psychologists who lurk on this forum have enough to write up for the next thirty years worth of papers for professional journals of high repute and more than enough to write the Papers of Committal for the self-styled SBGG. Maybe all is quiet as the men with the plain white van and tie back sleeved overcoat have finally arrived to remove him from right thinking society. (And Southerners.)
Congratulations to Nick, Speicher, Scoosh and the rest of the contributing correspondence which has amassed the evidence. Visiting times for the Rawmarsh Home for the Terminally Confused and Bemused are regular and I intend to draw up a list of contributors' visiting days. As the regular visiting times are every Shrove Tuesday afternoon each year except Leap Years, I confidently expect you all will turn up bang on the start at 12.23pm and leave promptly at 12.30pm when the bell is rung. Saying longer only antagonises the staff and further confuses the inmates.
Congratulations to Nick, Speicher, Scoosh and the rest of the contributing correspondence which has amassed the evidence. Visiting times for the Rawmarsh Home for the Terminally Confused and Bemused are regular and I intend to draw up a list of contributors' visiting days. As the regular visiting times are every Shrove Tuesday afternoon each year except Leap Years, I confidently expect you all will turn up bang on the start at 12.23pm and leave promptly at 12.30pm when the bell is rung. Saying longer only antagonises the staff and further confuses the inmates.
byegad
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- NE England
Addendum to the above. And staying longer than the prescribed 7 minutes also tends to confuse visitors so much that the staff have been known to refuse exit to later leavers on the grounds that they now qualify for a bed!
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markg0vbr
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- rawmarsh rotherham
I am happy, I am happy, I know I am.
I had a bath! Had a shave.
Throwing beat root can behazardous
I had a bath! Had a shave.
Throwing beat root can behazardous
byegad
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- NE England
Ladels and Gellyspoons I rest my case, set down my valise, park my portmanteau, slam down my sea-chest and retire to the library to plan my revenge!
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
I shall leave in a huff, or a minute and a huff, or a taxi.
In the alternative, will you proffer me the borrowment of your Cabriolet and your Coach man, Byegad?
In the alternative, will you proffer me the borrowment of your Cabriolet and your Coach man, Byegad?
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- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
1. Speicher old gal. You know which county I'm from! Lend? Silly girl!
2. My library is in the east wing and always open if I can find my key. Revenge, dreadful revenge is called for seeing how shopping the SBGG to the funny farm seems to have failed.
2. My library is in the east wing and always open if I can find my key. Revenge, dreadful revenge is called for seeing how shopping the SBGG to the funny farm seems to have failed.
n-ick
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- Sunny Swadlincote
Our library is closed for 2 months. They let us have 40 books out each. On the following Monday I noticed a van outside with "Asbestos removal specialist" on the sides. Good job that I didn't take them up on their offer or spend hours sitting in there coughing like the residents.
Hey ho , cause for concern, in addition to the death of The York Cycle show, I note that Olympians might be worried by this new sport,
"Throwing beat root can behazardous"
Here's to the next three years, assuming we don't get injured by flying beats.
Hey ho , cause for concern, in addition to the death of The York Cycle show, I note that Olympians might be worried by this new sport,
"Throwing beat root can behazardous"
Here's to the next three years, assuming we don't get injured by flying beats.
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Only a knit would start throwing beets around.
Or you could runner bean round the track. Look at these knits!
Or you could runner bean round the track. Look at these knits!
byegad
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- NE England
Oh dear! Another low for the thread knitted people. 
