the recovery

[Speicher]

More like a character in Grim Expectations by Darles Chickens.

I venture to suggest that in Darles Chickens' era an encounter with anyone's undergarments, however brief, would be best avoided.

 

[byegad]

Brief undergarments....

 

[markg0vbr]

I have been retired!


Going wobble wobble plop out of my office chair and landing on the floor randomly my have had some thing to do with it.
Apparently I sound disabled on the phone some times as well.

So I have been for a hobble about in my old plumbers van, wondering around the foreign lands recruiting minions and genrely running amok

Picking up hitch hiking monks, peddling 5hrs up a mountain to sit in the centre of the village named turrets to say every swear word I know, staying in the grounds of a catholic convent and having soothing balms applied to my back and bum after a nasty fall. Teaching French monks how to blend in when they come to Yorkshire as missionary's and the oooommm song. Laying about in hammocks at random places including the channel tunnel terminal car park.

I am back now having come to terms with being chucked on the scrap heap.

I can now pitch up any place any time as I have a bed in the back of the van so if I am going a bit wobbly I can have a not stand up. The luxury of having hand bike, wheelchair and trike with me is fantastic.


So keep an eye out for a old plumbers van out side your house with snoring coming out the back you will know it is me as the flag is always flying while I am in residence and when the 10m antenna mast extends.

Ps. The traffic wardens in Paris are fantastic and let me set up camp, little camp fire and all, bang in the centre of the city it might have been the fraternal kiss on both cheeks I gave them or I could have been going wobbly as well.

 

[markg0vbr]

I was let loose with a shot gun last week I ended up using the recoil of the last shot of a group to move me in to the next peg. This may be a new form of wheel chair prepution.
One of the chaps at the hh mcc bull dog bash, had a clip on electric wheel for his chair and shredded a new tyre in three days he also went down the drag strip with a model aircraft jet engin attached to the contraption as well.

 

[byegad]

Be afraid world. They've let him out!

At Byegad Towers the moat has been filled the drawbridge lifted and the guard doubled. The peasantry have been allowed to quit their hovels and shelter in the Outer Bailey. As our order for extra machine guns and landmines won't be filled for a week, due to the Bank Holiday, roving armed patrols are around the estate.

How will the world cope with the SBGG on the wander? Will Tex Fits foil the cattle rustlers? And will Dick Barton get his man?

I'm off the sharpen the falchion, restring the Longbows and ensure we have plenty of bolts for the crossbows.

 

[Speicher]

I may add more when my flabber is not so gasted, and my bobulation is not so discom.

 

[markg0vbr]

My shot gun privileges have been removedi now have a stick and have to say bang.

 

[Scoosh]

Good to hear from you again, SBGG Oh, he's back. Persistent, isn't he ?

Great.




I've moved flat …

 

[classic33]

Good to hear from you again, SBGG Oh, he's back. Persistent, isn't he ?

Great.




I've moved flat …

The Lord loves a trier!

 

[markg0vbr]

I need a robot butler

 

[markg0vbr]

And a louder stick, I did pass my sharp pointy thing test and got my licence.

 

[byegad]

The Lord loves a trier!

And as those of us who have spent any time in his vicinity know. He's very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, trying!

 

[classic33]

And as those of us who have sent any time in his vicinity know. He's very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, trying!

Kinda thought that, don't know what gave the impression though.

 

[byegad]

I'll try to draw a picture in your mind. Think of Edvard Munch's The Scream, now try to imagine that after meeting the SBGG you'd look at the painting and think 'what a restful, cheery picture!'

 

[markg0vbr]

I have been thinking of new income streams, I am going to apply for a grant to research why we have big toes on the inside of our feet when for stability reasons they would be better on the outside.