the recovery

[markg0vbr]

Plans are afoot to re shoe my Trojan bager for the sneaking of immigrants in to Yorkshire. I can now get two ferret pelt and three ladles of best stew with a dumpling pp, just towing it over the border from that lancashire, it must be grim or their if they will pay good vitals for a two hundred yard ride.

By gum what with the Trojan bager, the lard holdings, selling free sunshine to the Yorshire electricity bourd and a semi professional cripple*; I am almost lower middle Class.

*lame a bit in one leg mid week but I get the weekends and high holidays off.

 

[markg0vbr]

Germany was shut for redecoration... The sign was a bit tatty and dog eared but legible.
So I went next door to the grosses he was trying to shut but my hobnail but has got me entrance to countless asatblishments he gave me free apples as I was riding away and a turnip or was it a Wellington, it might have been yellow
But tasted murple.


I might have a not stand up now.

 

[markg0vbr]

Aren't lips good... Stop your face fraying and stuf.

 

[markg0vbr]

Tuck me in... And leve next doors outside light on its cheaper than plugging in a night light.

 

[classic33]

Plans are afoot to re shoe my Trojan bager for the sneaking of immigrants in to Yorkshire. I can now get two ferret pelt and three ladles of best stew with a dumpling pp, just towing it over the border from that lancashire, it must be grim or their if they will pay good vitals for a two hundred yard ride.

By gum what with the Trojan bager, the lard holdings, selling free sunshine to the Yorshire electricity bourd and a semi professional cripple*; I am almost lower middle Class.

*lame a bit in one leg mid week but I get the weekends and high holidays off.

Tis Yorkshur, ne'er Yorkshire! Or worse still yorshire.

 

[byegad]

My brain hurts! The SBGG often has this effect on me. Can I have him outlawed as a danger to biological life under the WMD UN edict?

 

[Speicher]

Amongst my quaintences I include a man who used to search for MWD*, do you wish to me to request his assist stance?




* Men with doughnuts.

 

[byegad]

Fine idea Speicher, but if the SBGG was merely bearing doughnuts I'd not have an hurting brain. Merely a full stomach.

Weapons of Mass Destruction, on the other hand, are banned from use so maybe we could lock the SBGG in a nice deep concrete bunker somewhere under an unimportant place, like Lancashire, and then very carefully melt down the keys, bury the entrance in reinforced concrete and burn the map of its location.

 

[markg0vbr]

The voices in my head may or may not be real but they have good ideas.

I have had the BMW trike out today for a spin it was nice to get out on it, just enough traffic to make it entertaining. A good bit of filtering in Sheffield and a bit of weaving about was lots of fun.
Dropped in on the motorcycle club and got a invite to a free breakfast next Saturday I will pop the bacon in the post for you bigad as you know I don't do pig.

Did the lard covered ham leg arrive ok it was wrapped in wax paper and brown paper covering that with medical experiment metirial stickers all over it*
I did get presents for every one but consumed them at the Europoort while camped in the car park watching all the fun and games with the lorry drivers.
My ickle van was surrounded with lorry one evening as the bit I had turned in to a little patch of England compleat with plastic pink flamingo was just at the side of the police station**

Wondering about ear hair today; the coligraphy will have to be put on hold until I can perfect the trimming process.

Anti freeze in the front tyre works as soon as it balances the tyre you can feel the difrence in the handle bars.


Why do you have it just sticking out like that and why ginger ! Is there such a thing as ear hair replacement therapy?



*import tax exempt
**the security camera post was perfect for hanging my hammock to, some times I have to put a paper bag over my head when napping in it to Prevent motion sickness and with the Stars drawn on the inside makes it look like night.

 

[byegad]

This means UK Border Security stinks! We pay these people good money to keep the riff-raff out and they go and let it in! Ok they stop lots of terrorists and drug smugglers getting in, but now we need a root and branch reform of the Border Service, and an education programme based loosely on arming them all and showing the awful truth of a photo of the SBGG with 'shoot on sight' plastered all over it.

I'll bring it up in the House of Lords as an early day motion.

 

[classic33]

This means UK Border Security stinks! We pay these people good money to keep the riff-raff out and they go and let it in! Ok they stop lots of terrorists and drug smugglers getting in, but now we need a root and branch reform of the Border Service, and an education programme based loosely on arming them all and showing the awful truth of a photo of the SBGG with 'shoot on sight' plastered all over it.

I'll bring it up in the House of Lords as an early day motion.

You have to remember that border security is now G4 Securicor led. Look what they managed with the Olympics!

 

[Scoosh]

I regret** to inform Your Lordship that the Guardians of the Borders of the Byegad Estates might not be at fault here, as the SBGG has papers (which might or might not be genuine ) which permit him "safe passage" into close proximity to said estates. Roots and branches need not disturbed on his account.

Furthermore, most normal Lords have had "an early day motion" before setting out for the House. One assumes you bear scant resemblance to a 'normal' Lord of that House …




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[byegad]

You have to remember that border security is now G4 Securicor led. Look what they managed with the Olympics!

Damn!Damn!Damn!

OK lets sack G4 and give all of our ex-servicemen a rifle and the dreaded photo!

A small bounty like real estate in God's Own County of Yorkshire could be the reward. I know where a small part of Rawmarsh will be suddenly and fortuitously vacant.

 

[byegad]

I regret** to inform Your Lordship that the Guardians of the Borders of the Byegad Estates might not be at fault here, as the SBGG has papers (which might or might not be genuine ) which permit him "safe passage" into close proximity to said estates. Roots and branches need not disturbed on his account.

Perhaps you've heard of forgery?

Furthermore, most normal Lords have had "an early day motion" before setting out for the House. One assumes you bear scant resemblance to a 'normal' Lord of that House …

They do it their way...
I reserve my comment on the shower of wastrels and hangers on in that house for when I get there. I usually leave a little present for at least one of them in their spare shoes or overcoat pocket.




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[markg0vbr]

I fill in all documents with a sharpened purple crayon in my bestist print upside down and back to front for easy reading by border guards.

Mumble continually so they don't have to request any thing.