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Due to my wife's son getting married in May - there is a Stag do coming up that I am supposed to be going to
I really don;t like this sort of thing.
firstly I know hardly anyone who will be there - and the groom's cousins that I do know might not arrive until late due to work problems
secondly - that means turning up to a pub - which is likely to be crowded - that I have not been in for many many years and never liked (the Philharmonic in Liverpool - it is famous for the Gents toilets!!!) to meet up with a group of peopel in a crowd and hoping that I recognise someone - which I hate doing even if I know everyone
Thirdly - apparently they are "having a few pints" - and I can;t drink beer any more - and then going to a "place" to play pool and beer pong
which sounds like something with "fun rules"
then going onto a somewhere with a stripper
and I have never liked "fun rules" and have never been to a stripper type thing that I liked
For some reasons I always think that the stripper is probably only doing it because she is desperate for the money and the places are normally dumps anyway
but apparently I have to go
I can see why - because if I don;t turn up and the Bride finds out then my wife will get the blame
Oh - and I have just found out that the original date was the 1st - presumably of April
I was told it had changed to the 15th - so I assumed April
but it is apparently 15th March - in 2 days time
bugger
Due to my wife's son getting married in May - there is a Stag do coming up that I am supposed to be going to
I really don;t like this sort of thing.
firstly I know hardly anyone who will be there - and the groom's cousins that I do know might not arrive until late due to work problems
secondly - that means turning up to a pub - which is likely to be crowded - that I have not been in for many many years and never liked (the Philharmonic in Liverpool - it is famous for the Gents toilets!!!) to meet up with a group of peopel in a crowd and hoping that I recognise someone - which I hate doing even if I know everyone
Thirdly - apparently they are "having a few pints" - and I can;t drink beer any more - and then going to a "place" to play pool and beer pong
which sounds like something with "fun rules"
then going onto a somewhere with a stripper
and I have never liked "fun rules" and have never been to a stripper type thing that I liked
For some reasons I always think that the stripper is probably only doing it because she is desperate for the money and the places are normally dumps anyway
but apparently I have to go
I can see why - because if I don;t turn up and the Bride finds out then my wife will get the blame
Oh - and I have just found out that the original date was the 1st - presumably of April
I was told it had changed to the 15th - so I assumed April
but it is apparently 15th March - in 2 days time
bugger
