The Retirement Thread

[screenman]

I thought we were coming out to get me something for a change, how come we are in a woman's shop?

 

[jongooligan]

W'eresthabiin

On Ilkley Moor bar t'at

 

[screenman]

Shopping for SIL present, she is bone idle, lazy and seldom bothers to go out, I suggested Go Outdoor vouchers, Pam disagreed, but did laugh as she knows what she is like.

 

[screenman]

I have found a TOM seat and some WiFi, I could be here a long time

 

[Dave7]

I thought we were coming out to get me something for a change, how come we are in a woman's shop?

How fit are you?
Do you have large man boobs?
Maybe she is trying to tell you something

 

[Dave7]

Shopping for SIL present, she is bone idle, lazy and seldom bothers to go out, I suggested Go Outdoor vouchers, Pam disagreed, but did laugh as she knows what she is like.

With that description you may have a good idea.....a 6 man tent could double up as a dress for some people.

 

[classic33]

On Ilkley Moor bar t'at

You mean "On Ilkla Moor Baht 'at"?

 

[jongooligan]

You mean "On Ilkla Moor Baht 'at"?

I was being kind to those poor souls who weren't born in Yorkshire. Mekkin it easier for em to understand tha knows.

 

[Dirk]

Cheerz me dearz from deepest, darkest Somerset.

 

[screenman]

Bon Marche, Tom chair has been found. Just been fed and watered so just chilling whilst Pam shops. When are we going to look for something for me? Do not bother answering, I know that answer.

 

[Dave7]

Cheerz me dearz from deepest, darkest Somerset.

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I would be complaining if I was you. Those pints are definitely short measures.

 

[Dirk]

The Eagle has landed.......

 

[classic33]

I was being kind to those poor souls who weren't born in Yorkshire. Mekkin it easier for em to understand tha knows.

See, you confused Dirk. He's at the bar.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

See, you confused Dirk. He's at the bar.

I'd be surprised if he wasn't

 

[classic33]

I'd be surprised if he wasn't

There is that.