The Retirement Thread

[screenman]

Speak for yourself. Nothing wrong with my health, especially since i just stopped working.

I know you are fine but look at those other two, and Drago only just past being a teenager. You only have to look at what happens after you finish being retired to see it is not good for you.

 

[Venod]

I've moved on from Lincolnshire, I have done four of the top 100 climbs in the last 3 days, this smart trainer was the best thing I ever bought.

 

[Drago]

There's nothing wrong with me. OK, I'm anally and bladder incontinent, have awful flatulence, none of my own teeth, my arm fell off, and I have recurring malaria and rabies, and I can't get Mr Floppy up, but other than that I'm fighting fit. Cough.

 

[welsh dragon]

There's nothing wrong with me. OK, I'm anally and bladder incontinent, have awful flatulence, none of my own teeth, my arm fell off, and I have recurring malaria and rabies, and I can't get Mr Floppy up, but other than that I'm fighting fit. Cough.

What a fine figure of a man you are presenting Mr Drago.

 

[Dirk]

I'm totally awesome in every way..........apart from having man flu at the moment.

 

[screenman]

I am decorating the spare spare room, and making sawdust. I love being creative, sort of.

 

[Paulus]

Today I took the plunge and handed my notice in. I have given them more than the required notice period to make sure that there is a smooth transition between my last payday and the start of my pension. April the 20th will be my last day of full employment.

 

[welsh dragon]

Today I took the plunge and handed my notice in. I have given them more than the required notice period to make sure that there is a smooth transition between my last payday and the start of my pension. April the 20th will be my last day of full employment.

Well done. welcome to the club so to speak

 

[PaulSB]

Today’s top tip for pensioners. If like me you hate spiders, especially those big hunting buggers, a leaf blower is marvellous for blowing cobwebs, spiders and all out of the garage roof. Poor lads didn’t know what hit ‘em!!!!

Garage tidied. Bring on Spring.

Cycle specific spinning tonight.

Didn’t get on Ride London but got sent a nice jacket I wasn’t expecting.

 

[alicat]

There's nothing wrong with me. OK, I'm anally and bladder incontinent, have awful flatulence, none of my own teeth, my arm fell off, and I have recurring malaria and rabies, and I can't get Mr Floppy up, but other than that I'm fighting fit. Cough.

Yebbut can you stand up in a strong wind?

 

[Drago]

My top tip for us pensioners:

If you're an anally incontinent, tuck your trousers in your socks and no one will know.

 

[welsh dragon]

My top tip for us pensioners:

If you're an anally incontinent, tuck your trousers in your socks and no one will know.

That is def a moment.

 

[Dirk]

My top tip for us pensioners:

If you're an anally incontinent, tuck your trousers in your socks and no one will know.

I bet you're the one who stinks of piss and stale cabbage that gives us pensioners a bad name.

 

[Drago]

Yep, and I fart loudly on the bus.

 

[midlife]

My top tip for us pensioners:

If you're an anally incontinent, tuck your trousers in your socks and no one will know.

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