The Retirement Thread

[Dave7]

You are so full of it.

Welshie.......you have hurt me.
If you phone the Dorchester, ask for 'Jones' on the front desk and give my name. He will confirm that I have booked the honeymoon suite AND a meal of fish, chips n DOUBLE mushy peas.
Dont worry......I will try and get a refund although I fear thats not possible.

 

[classic33]

Morning! Picked SWMBO up from work, then off to my lad's house. 5 minutes of time with our beautiful grandaughter then took me laddo for an eye test. Currently sat at the hospital waiting for him.

He doesn't show up, tell him he's to make his own way there.

 

[welsh dragon]

Welshie.......you have hurt me.
If you phone the Dorchester, ask for 'Jones' on the front desk and give my name. He will confirm that I have booked the honeymoon suite AND a meal of fish, chips n DOUBLE mushy peas.
Dont worry......I will try and get a refund although I fear thats not possible.

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[Dirk]

Happy lunchtime all you old dossers.

 

[Dave7]

Blinkin blumin eck......we are in the middle of a hail storm.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

A mundane Friday, shopping this morning, cleaned the car and the cooker this afternoon, an hour after I cleaned the car it started raining.

 

[welsh dragon]

I have just put a cake in the oven. Grandchildren will be here tomorrow so they will scoff most of it.

I have all the doors and windows open now. It's scorchio here. Hoorah

 

[screenman]

I am off to the gym, see you all later. Do not talk about me when I am away.

 

[welsh dragon]

I am off to the gym, see you all later. Do not talk about me when I am away.

Ok. We will wait till you get back then talk about you.

 

[screenman]

I am back.

 

[classic33]

I am back.

And Doc, Grumpy, Sneezy & Co.?

 

[screenman]

Level TEN! On the tenns machine. Seems to working, or in maybe the booze.

 

[classic33]

Level TEN! On the tenns machine. Seems to working, or in maybe the booze.

The booze, no doubt about it.

 

[screenman]

The booze, no doubt about it.

So you could say the money I spent on booze was a better investment than the money I spent on a Tens machine.

 

[classic33]

So you could say the money I spent on booze was a better investment than the money I spent on a Tens machine.

You can't drink whilst asleep. The tens machine can be used whilst asleep.