The Retirement Thread

[Dirk]

That'd be awesome, going for a stroll and bumping into the great man himself.

You'd be amazed who you bump into on our beach.
This chap is mates with someone who is very pally with Trump.

 

[jongooligan]

Guy in the middle.

Has Rolf Harris been released?

 

[Drago]

Colonel Saunders?

 

[Dirk]

It's Steve Crowther - ex chairman of UKIP.
He's quite an amenable chap. Got some nice doggies as well.

 

[Drago]

I guess he had to keep himself busy after The Price is Right ended.

 

[Dirk]

He lives just down the road from me.

 

[Dirk]

Oh - I thought it was going to be somebody of importance and relevance... not a washed up has been never was.

You been sucking lemons again?

 

[midlife]

Just out of curiosity @Dirk which beach is it?

 

[Dirk]

Saunton

Just out of curiosity @Dirk which beach is it?

Saunton Sands.

 

[jongooligan]

It's Steve Crowther - ex chairman of UKIP.
He's quite an amenable chap. Got some nice doggies as well.

Honestly never heard of him. Was expecting someone famous/notorious.

 

[Dirk]

Honestly never heard of him. Was expecting someone famous/notorious.

He's quite well known around 'ere......

 

[Dirk]

Let me guess - he's a notorious fraudster and drunk? The usual sort of senior member of UKIP...

Nope - that's just your prejudice shining through.

 

[Drago]

Projectile illness update.

Ate 2 pieces of toast for lunch, kept them down OK.

I've googled the symptoms and it seems that its norovirus, mutated and combined with the black death. Its only my famous iron constitution that saved me. A lesser person would have melted to death.

 

[Dirk]

No - an assessment of the sort of people who rise through the ranks of UKIP based on their record...

The Guardian?
Nope - don't see Steve's name there.

 

[Drago]

Strawberries. Strange but true - they help cure nausea and vomiting.

Is that true? I would send Mrs D out to pick some, but she's got a smelly cold.