The Retirement Thread

[PaulSB]

I didn't watch the political debate tonight. I'd rather poke my eyes out than watch that lot making more and more outrageous claims about what they will be doing and how many gazillions they will allegedly spent/invest. It's all lies anyway.

I saw two people who deserve a vote and two who don't.

 

[Poacher]

Too much information

For pity's sake! She could have used the bath instead (like when she was having a shower and I made her laugh so much she tried to hold her legs together and ended up projecting it backwards).
Or I could have behaved like the gentleman I truly am and p'd in the sink, except that the basins I installed 30 years ago are a bit more of a stretch now I've shrunk in length of both leg and ... erm ... other parts. OK, I'm a git of the first order, I admit it.

 

[Drago]

I saw two people who deserve a vote and two who don't.

You'd vote for Ant and Dec?

 

[classic33]

 

[welsh dragon]

Morning gang. I am first today. I have been awake since 4am listening to the rain.

 

[PaulSB]

You'd vote for Ant and Dec?

Compared with some yes!!

 

[PaulSB]

Good morning. 9C outside and feels very mild. Grey and a touch of drizzle.

Mrs P's mobile hairdresser is due at 10.00. I need a clean shirt 🥰

Later we have football. Quiet day really.

 

[Drago]

I have risen!

 

[IaninSheffield]

Confirmed by the view through the window. Eurgh!

 

[IaninSheffield]

In brighter news, this evening I'm off to listen to this talk, organised by a local, not-for-profit bike project. Sucker for enjoying my adventures vicariously.

 

[Dave7]

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Confirmed by the view through the window. Eurgh!

I cant see anything yet.....its black here

 

[welsh dragon]

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Confirmed by the view through the window. Eurgh!

You must have a really big window to see the whole of that through it.

 

[Dave7]

Morning fellow wrinklies and those just approaching wrinkledom .
Forcast is cr*p although I cant actually hear any rain.
Yesterdays plans were put back to today so........off to the butchers to get the beef I will be roasting tomorrow.
Mrs D wants me to go see a coat she wants to buy......why, I dont know as she has a wardrobe full of them.
Then Aldi. Then there are 2 games of footy I want to watch..........
West Haaaaam Vs Spurs. Come on the Hammers.
City Vs Chelsea. A nice draw will do me.
Ohh and the Dubai golf is on.
Life is all go sometimes

 

[IaninSheffield]

You must have a really big window to see the whole of that through it.

My windows are like the 'Square, Arched and Round' options on Play School, 1970s vintage - all manner of wonders are made visible.

Actually, all I can see is to the end of a quite short road ... when they're clean (rarely), during the contracting and rather dull daylight hours (as @Dave7 intimated) and when not drenched in rain (as they are at the moment)

 

[Dirk]

Morning all.