The Retirement Thread

[postman]

Going to my sons today to fit a security light,he can make my lunch as a thank you

Was it a light lunch then.

 

[screenman]

In Decathlon, the bike section does not inspire me.

 

[Dirk]

The old one still stuck on your bum?

No, but I'm feeling a bit flushed now....

 

[arch684]

Was it a light lunch then.

No I fitted the lights then we went to the pub

 

[postman]

No I fitted the lights then we went to the pub

Did you get something from the lite bite menu and a Coors Light beer.

This could go on for a long time.he he.

 

[Dirk]

Did you get something from the lite bite menu and a Coors Light beer.

This could go on for a long time.he he.

Did you go to the pub in a Mazda?

 

[arch684]

Glad i could provide you guys with some light entertainment

 

[Drago]

I replaced a toilet seat this morning.

You got a job that was previously done by a toilet seat?

 

[Dirk]

You got a job that was previously done by a toilet seat?

Yup - I was never a high achiever.
I was once passed over for promotion by a wheelie bin.

 

[GM]

I think you're talking rubbish there Dirk

 

[Dirk]

I think you're talking rubbish there Dirk

The successful candidate had bin around a bit.

 

[GM]

The successful candidate had bin around a bit.

Wasn't Lonnie Donegan was it ?

 

[Dirk]

Wasn't Lonnie Donegan was it ?

He was my old man.....

 

[roadrash]

what kind of trousers did he wear..

 

[GM]

what kind of trousers did he wear..

Cor blimey you've got me there!