The Retirement Thread

[Drago]

Was it easy on the eye, or do you feel a bit queasy?

 

[Kempstonian]

Was it easy on the eye, or do you feel a bit queasy?

I take it you're not referring to the dog crap?

 

[numbnuts]

I love your optimism. It is truly inspiring to everyone.

All through my life I've always got the short straw, only once I got the long straw and on that day they reversed the rules

 

[oldwheels]

Was it easy on the eye, or do you feel a bit queasy?

No comment is always safest.

 

[gavroche]

Good morning all. Got up 15 minutes ago. This confinement is making me very lazy I admit. I will take the car for a spin on the dual carriageway soon to keep things lubricated and battery topped up, then probably fix some panels on the greenhouse and that's about it. On the turbo trainer later too. Molly will have a long walk tonight so she will have to contend with the garden for now. It must be really awful for people living in flats with a dog.

 

[Dirk]

Just back from my daily cycling allowance.
Servicing my petrol lawnmower is next on the agenda.

 

[The Jogger]

Morning all spent yesterday getting the bikes ready for me and herself to do our daily exercise. I like being properly retired again even if it is lock down, I have decided after this not even part time work now. If there a distance or time restriction on what you can do on the bike, it'll be more time as she is very very slow.

 

[IaninSheffield]

Today's exercise expedition was a little run down in the local crags. Hoping the reason I couldn't smell the ramsons was that they've not poked through far enough yet rather than ... well, y'know.

 

[welsh dragon]

Morning all spent yesterday getting the bikes ready for me and herself to do our daily exercise. I like being properly retired again even if it is lock down, I have decided after this not even part time work now. If there a distance or time restriction on what you can do on the bike, it'll be more time as she is very very slow.

And we have another convert. Welcome to the club of dossers.

 

[Mo1959]

And we have another convert. Welcome to the club of dossers.

........or is it tossers?

 

[GM]

Morning all. Ventured out with Mrs GM to do an early Waitrose shop, I waited in the car as she whizzed her trolly round picking up the basics. Only about 15 people in the queue, so not to bad in and out and back home in under an hour.

Hope you've all done your Joe Wicks workout this morning

 

[welsh dragon]

........or is it tossers?

Bit of both I think Mo.

 

[Dirk]

Think I'll watch a classic Western film this afternoon.
John Wayne's 'The Undefeated' looks like a goer.

View: https://youtu.be/K5UxC2JGzC4

 

[derrick]

I suppose i had better get up. Loosing all concept of time.😂😂

 

[Drago]

Blimey, you undisciplined rabble! 0530 rise for me every morning, except weekend where I permit myself a lay in with the voluptuous Mrs D, in order to give me an extra 30 seconds to have marital relations.