The Retirement Thread

[Drago]

You've to lay off the booze, with immediate effect.

Good Trump above, is it really that bad?!

 

[classic33]

Good Trump above, is it really that bad?!

Could be.

@Dirk will be along shortly

 

[perplexed]

Put some Anthisan antihistemine cream on it.

Yep, a good, thick one applied liberally enough should be sufficient to obscure the photo .

 

[welsh dragon]

Yep, a good, thick one applied liberally enough should be sufficient to obscure the photo .

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[PaulSB]

Well holiday in Salisbury or the Gulag...........

I know this isn’t the right thread but it looks like Croatia v England. My money is on England v France for the final. We will be in Marseille on July 15th.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

We've had a visitor tonight, a small but very loud bee that was fascinated by our lounge light. I was stood under the light with a glass and a piece of cardboard trying to work out the best way of catching and evicting it when it flew straight into the glass, I was that surprised I almost forgot to put the cardboard on the top of the glass. The bee's now outside where it belongs.

 

[screenman]

Night night.

 

[classic33]

Night night.

Legally it's morning though.

 

[screenman]

Lovely day today, off to the Woodhall Spa 1940 weekend, on the bikes as well, only 10 miles each way and a few hours strolling around hope the back stands up to it.

 

[PaulSB]

Good morning all. Not a breath of wind at the moment so should be perfect, if a little warm, for the club ride. T20 competition and BBQ at our village cricket club this afternoon. Pretty much the perfect day.......

Ride >cafe >ride >shower >cricket >beer >BBQ >beer

Now I need to do the ironing before I go. .

 

[GM]

Good morning all. Up early this morning, well it is for me. Off out for a ride with the boys and girls on the Sunday London ride, It's going to be a hot one

 

[welsh dragon]

Morning folks. Another hot one today. No wind. Blue skies, but the grass is going brown so we really do need some rain.

 

[Dirk]

Good Trump above, is it really that bad?!

No. It appears that you have a classic case of an over reaction to a horse fly bite, due to an inadvertently lowered blood alcohol level. It must have had you in between pints. I'd recommend a camel back intravenous drip of Old Peculiar. That should keep the little buggers at bay.

 

[Drago]

Thanks Doc. I've raided the medicine cupboard and found an emergency supply of Guinness. I'm self medicating immediately until I can get to the chemist.

 

[Dirk]

Thanks Doc. I've raided the medicine cupboard and found an emergency supply of Guinness. I'm self medicating immediately until I can get to the chemist.

Atta boy!