The Retirement Thread
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welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Yeah yeah.I meant to say it though as I noticed Oldwheels had said it.
GM
Legendary Member
- Location
- North of the river
The good news is, we've got a wine delivery this afternoon 🍷. The bad news is that it won't last till Christmas.
We used to get Spam fritters at primary school for dinner at least once a week. It is one of the things I really did hate. they made me wretch every time.I like fritters as well. Remember the old spam fritters?
Kerching Mo
Advice needed here.
We have just heard that pregnant women won't be offered the vaccine as 'they' can't guaranty it won't affect them
So.......MrsD has taken a stand and told me NO SEX until Covid is eradicated, just in case.
I am worried that it may not be eradicated for many years.......I may be 80+ by then.
So......do I insist on my conjugal rights or just accept things.
Urgent advice needed
We have just heard that pregnant women won't be offered the vaccine as 'they' can't guaranty it won't affect them
So.......MrsD has taken a stand and told me NO SEX until Covid is eradicated, just in case.
I am worried that it may not be eradicated for many years.......I may be 80+ by then.
So......do I insist on my conjugal rights or just accept things.
Urgent advice needed
D
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Guest
Perhaps we can find a way to do a swap, having not a lot of hair sound far more attractive than being a hairy.
Not a big fan of hairy men, especially hairy chests.
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I'm not hairy chested, though a fella with a hairy chest looks looks more attractive than a lady with a hairy chest.
PaulSB
Squire
- Location
- Chorley, Lancashire
I like this. I was out with a friend a few weeks ago. I punctured in the rear wheel, as I was fixing it I turned to see him rub a finger over the inside edge of the lower jockey wheel............
...........I cleaned the bike before I rode with him again. 😄
PaulSB
Squire
- Location
- Chorley, Lancashire
Go and get the snip. Job sorted.Advice needed here.
We have just heard that pregnant women won't be offered the vaccine as 'they' can't guaranty it won't affect them
So.......MrsD has taken a stand and told me NO SEX until Covid is eradicated, just in case.
I am worried that it may not be eradicated for many years.......I may be 80+ by then.
So......do I insist on my conjugal rights or just accept things.
Urgent advice needed
PaulSB
Squire
- Location
- Chorley, Lancashire
As he'd get very wet if the dam broke........Dam right.
PaulSB
Squire
- Location
- Chorley, Lancashire
Perhaps we can find a way to do a swap, having not a lot of hair sound far more attractive than being a hairy.
Not a big fan of hairy men, especially hairy chests.
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Oh...........I'll be off then
.........................I'll be back later.........if I stop hurting
oldwheels
Legendary Member
- Location
- Isle of Mull
I hope you realised that I was quoting what was reported on FB as it was printed and not a typo or the hated predictive text.😊 I did notice you had a laugh.I meant to say it though as I noticed Oldwheels had said it.
Sterlo
Early Retirement Planning
- Location
- East Riding of Yorkshire
Covid must have been around for about the last 20 years in my houseAdvice needed here.
We have just heard that pregnant women won't be offered the vaccine as 'they' can't guaranty it won't affect them
So.......MrsD has taken a stand and told me NO SEX until Covid is eradicated, just in case.
I am worried that it may not be eradicated for many years.......I may be 80+ by then.
So......do I insist on my conjugal rights or just accept things.
Urgent advice needed
classic33
Leg End Member
It's worse than you thought.Advice needed here.
We have just heard that pregnant women won't be offered the vaccine as 'they' can't guaranty it won't affect them
So.......MrsD has taken a stand and told me NO SEX until Covid is eradicated, just in case.
I am worried that it may not be eradicated for many years.......I may be 80+ by then.
So......do I insist on my conjugal rights or just accept things.
Urgent advice needed
12boy
Guru
- Location
- Casper WY USA
GM, I've not heard of Schneider, but there are so many. I have seen many around here with the England logo and a red lion symbol.
When it gets cold here I wouldn't mind a bunch of woolly fur all over, Sasquatch style. I'm sure there is a good reason for it, but I've always wondered why all the mammals besides us have fur on their faces but we evolved to have none.
I'll be off for a blood draw in a while and I will be glad when it's done as it's one that requires 12 hours fasting. I can wait to eat but a cup of French press with freshly ground coffee is what I like first thing to get my heart beating. Kinda like a lizard who needs to bask in the sun after a cold night.
Other fun stuff includes grocery shopping, a little yard work and perhaps a bike ride too. It's going to be a blistering 5C today.
Be well and safe...
When it gets cold here I wouldn't mind a bunch of woolly fur all over, Sasquatch style. I'm sure there is a good reason for it, but I've always wondered why all the mammals besides us have fur on their faces but we evolved to have none.
I'll be off for a blood draw in a while and I will be glad when it's done as it's one that requires 12 hours fasting. I can wait to eat but a cup of French press with freshly ground coffee is what I like first thing to get my heart beating. Kinda like a lizard who needs to bask in the sun after a cold night.
Other fun stuff includes grocery shopping, a little yard work and perhaps a bike ride too. It's going to be a blistering 5C today.
Be well and safe...
