The Retirement Thread

[welsh dragon]

My new hobby is trying to get Jowwy to answer a question on another part of the forum.

What, Jowwry, the bearded powerboat? What question are you asking of him?

He asked him what day it is.....

 

[welsh dragon]

Morning. It is wet and windy so I couldn't be arsed to get out of.bed as It was cosy and warm.

Winding Jowy up. Now theres a thought.

Stay safe folks.

 

[Dave7]

I have something planned, I am going to service the vacuum cleaner and the lawnmower.

Just dont get them mixed up.
You could end up with a soggy vacuum and a very short carpet

 

[numbnuts]

Morning again I got out the wrong side of the bed but it was easier to open the curtains

 

[numbnuts]

My new hobby of winding up Daily Mail readers is going really well. A very enjoyable passtime.

I do that, just wait until you get banned, I hope you have more that one email address

 

[GM]

Morning all... Not much on today, but going to try and finish a neighbour's little job before the rain comes this afternoon. Then feet up and more Netflix.

Have a good day folks!

 

[oldwheels]

Today is cancelled according to Calmac. Nothing sailing so no mail, no papers and by the end of today probably no food in the coop. All the other routes seem to be sailing ok.
Wet and windy again and forecast is showers all next week till possibly Thursday and then hail and sleet for Christmas.
We may move to level 1 at the end of this week as long as nothing happens in the meantime. The holiday renters will be rubbing their hands with glee as they will import escapees from higher levels, illegally of course.

 

[Paulus]

Were they in a sale?

DFS always has a sale. We actually ordered them about 13 weeks back, but what with pandemics and such like , it's taken a while to get them made etc etc.

 

[Paulus]

I've just had a 'phone call from a Glasgow number, purporting to be from the HMRC telling me that if I don't respond to the call immediately, a warrant will be issued for my immediate arrest😳
I wonder if it is real?

 

[JPBoothy]

Blimey, and here was me sneaking into your club (as a minor) thinking everything was 'fluffy & nice' but you are just wild scary people who take pleasure in ridiculing those poor readers of the Daily Mail and that nice chap Jerry or Jowwy

 

[Mo1959]

Blimey, and here was me sneaking into your club (as a minor) thinking everything was 'fluffy & nice' but you are just wild scary people who take pleasure in ridiculing those poor readers of the Daily Mail and that nice chap Jerry or Jowwy

Don't feel too sorry for him......he seems to manage to cause an argument in nearly every thread he takes part in!

The rain has eased off so I might dash round to the supermarket. I'm a rain magnet though, so it will come back on just as I've got a hundred yards along the road ☔

 

[Tenkaykev]

My new hobby of winding up Daily Mail readers is going really well. A very enjoyable passtime.

Mail and Express, or "Wail and Depress" as they're often referred to. Is the Express still publishing Lady Di articles ? It seemed to be a thing with them over the years.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Mail and Express, or "Wail and Depress" as they're often referred to. Is the Express still publishing Lady Di articles ? It seemed to be a thing with them over the years.

Don't forget the constant articles about how the World will end soon

then you read it and find that 'soon' is some time in the next 10,000 years to a probability of about 5%

 

[PaulSB]

MrsD takes a Daily Mail.

The innuendo possibilities.........

 

[Dave7]

The innuendo possibilities.........

My immediate thought was 'daily male'