The Retirement Thread

[numbnuts]

It's too hot. Hotter than Carol Vorderman smeared in tobacco sauce, sunbathing in an oven.

It's gone cool here only 27c

 

[screenman]

It is very wet here.

 

[welsh dragon]

It's too hot. Hotter than Carol Vorderman smeared in tobacco sauce, sunbathing in an oven.

It's gone cool here only 27c

It is very wet here.

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[Drago]

Met office foredast, the odd rain shown.

BBC Meteogroup forecast, chunder and blunder. I'm going with the Beeb.

 

[Drago]

Mrs D is watching Murderdale Farm. How does Marlon pull every bit of Crumpet going?

 

[Dirk]

Mrs D is watching Murderdale Farm. How does Marlon pull every bit of Crumpet going?

His nickname is 'Tripod'........

 

[Drago]

Why? Does he have a telescope?

 

[Dirk]

Why? Does he have a telescope?

Yes....... and it's got Ludo tattooed on it.

 

[classic33]

So......a busy day

Two loads washed
Bike collected from shop
Meals planned
Shopping done
Decision made on new phone
Great new broadband deal saving me £41/month
Antler suitcase repair organised

For those who travel if you need new luggage consider Antler. I know it’s pricey but with a 10 year guarantee it’s worth considering. I phoned this morning, got brilliant service, £14 refundable collect and return charge unless not covered by warranty. The exceptionally helpful young man was certain my issue is covered.

The handle worked loose/fell off?

 

[screenman]

The lawn is watered by the big watering can in the sky. Off to help out with the cycle racing at the Heckington Show this weekend, great day out if you are close, Saturday is best for the bikes.

 

[welsh dragon]

Good morning. We are expecting ( hoping) for rain today. A tad cooler here for us. Wooohooo.

 

[screenman]

Good morning. We are expecting ( hoping) for rain today. A tad cooler here for us. Wooohooo.

You are a bit late, was it a heavy quilt morning.

 

[welsh dragon]

You are a bit late, was it a heavy quilt morning.

It was a can't be arsed to move sort of morning. . Plus i was looking at other parts of the forum to see what was going on.

 

[Drago]

Couldnt sleep, too hot. Up at 5am and hit the weights, shoulders and back. Dog walked, showered, just firing up the coffee machine I bought from George Clooney.

 

[wait4me]

Morning all. Another stifling night it was a ceiling fan on mid speed and no quilt. woken by several goldfinch attacking the sunflower hearts feeder. They've been getting through 2kg in 8or9 days since the young'uns joined them.
No air movement and everywhere dry even after sharp downpour at about 5.30 yesterday evening.