I told MrsD that means no sex for us for at least 2 weeks and that she should sleep in the shed.
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Any advice peeps ??
I would love to help, but my memory isn't much cop these days and I can't find my dictionary to look up what that word means. I suppose I could Google it but I might end end up on some dodgy website. I've only just got over the shocking result of misspelling hotmail.com...!
Any advice what to do with a couple of ancient mobile phones?
One is mine and the other Motorola one was my old Dad's.
I have looked at websites that buy old phones, but no one wants these oldies.
The batteries can be recycled, do the phones just go in the rubbish?
If you don't need to carry a delicate smartphone for Strava etc a dumb phone is good for taking on bike rides. They are very hard to break and the battery charge lasts a long time. Just get a SIM from a company like giffgaff, stick £10 worth of PAYG credit on it, put it a bag with your spare tube(s) and then forget about it apart from recharging it once a week or so.
Never throw electronic equipment away in a normal bin. There are lots of places that deal with electronic scrap, including (nearly?) all council recycling centres.
For example, Hebden Bridge has an I.T. recycling centre (
HERE). They take in old computer kit, reuse what they can, and recycle what they can't. I know people who got working laptops for about £40 from there.