The Retirement Thread

[Dave7]

Ewe certain it's a he.

Must be a he...... Ive never seen a woman scratching her arse on a wooden post.

 

[Dirk]

Must be a he...... Ive never seen a woman scratching her arse on a wooden post.

You've never been to Barnstaple on a Friday night then?

 

[Paulus]

I am at this moment cooking the onion, braising steak, kidneys, mushroom and ale for tomorrows pie. None of that Fray Bentos stuff here.

 

[Dirk]

I am at this moment cooking the onion, braising steak, kidneys, mushroom and ale for tomorrows pie. None of that Fray Bentos stuff here.

Lightweight!

 

[welsh dragon]

I had an enjoyable day reading today.

 

[Drago]

I went out with a lass from Reading. She was a saucy temptress!

 

[welsh dragon]

I went out with a lass from Reading. She was a saucy temptress!

 

[classic33]

I am at this moment cooking the onion, braising steak, kidneys, mushroom and ale for tomorrows pie. None of that Fray Bentos stuff here.

Denby Dale style?

 

[GM]

Note to self..... Don't take the dog for a walk over the Heath when it's getting dark. The millions of times I've been over there and I still managed to get lost. I nearly phoned Drago to come a rescue us Still we had a nice 5 mile walk.

 

[Dave7]

I am at this moment cooking the onion, braising steak, kidneys, mushroom and ale for tomorrows pie. None of that Fray Bentos stuff here.

Did you skin the cow first or just shove it in?

 

[welsh dragon]

Did you skin the cow first or just shove it in?

Sounds a bit like a desperate Dan type of thing.

 

[Drago]

You've been dogging up Ted Heath?

 

[Dave7]

I went out with a lass from Reading. She was a saucy temptress!

Many years ago I went out with a lass from Reading. I recall she mentioned a guy called Drago. She said I was far better looking than him.
No relation I suppose??

 

[GM]

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How does your dog get on with the kittens, do you have to keep them separated? We'd love to have another cat, but I don't think our whippet will agree.

 

[Drago]

My dog was raised by our then 4 lady cats. He was slapped mercilessly when he misbehave, and taught to groom like a cat. I don't car what any animal behaviourist says, he groom's himself like a gurdamm cat.