numbnuts
Squire
- Location
- Gone over the hill and far away
What did it taste like
The Retirement Thread
- Thread starter Dirk
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BoldonLad
Not part of the Elite
- Location
- South Tyneside
Are you boasting now
classic33
Leg End Member
I've often wondered about you.
Likes trips t'other side o'Border, now you admit to supporting a team from "that side" as well.
Passport review under way.
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Deleted member 1258
Guest
Under sink cupboard clean done with no surprises, just these brushes, neither of us can remember what we brought them to clean.
classic33
Leg End Member
The black handled one is for shoes, cleaning prior to putting polish on them, with the aid of a little elbow grease.
BoldonLad
Not part of the Elite
- Location
- South Tyneside
Not making any kind of point here @dave r, but, none of them look like they have been used.... just saying
Chief Broom
Veteran
I was doing the washing up today when i realised the sponge i was using had recently seen service for cleaning the bike and i'd forgotten to sling it ...oops 
18/20mph winds today...went out to see how far i would get. On a long straight i was struggling in 3rd where i normally be in 7 or 8th phew! mind you i came back like a rocket and if i had had a sail would've broke the speed limit
18/20mph winds today...went out to see how far i would get. On a long straight i was struggling in 3rd where i normally be in 7 or 8th phew! mind you i came back like a rocket and if i had had a sail would've broke the speed limit
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Deleted member 1258
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Not making any kind of point here @dave r, but, none of them look like they have been used.... just saying
Lol, the big one has been used, I just wish I could remember what for.
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Deleted member 1258
Guest
In a box under the sink I've still got the shoe cleaning kit I was issued with when I joined the Navy in 1968, you could be right about the black brush, possibly brought by one of our lads.
gavroche
Getting old but not past it
- Location
- North Wales
I like the feeling you get when you turn round and have the wind behind you after struggling against it. Suddenly, it all goes quiet and you are sailing.I was doing the washing up today when i realised the sponge i was using had recently seen service for cleaning the bike and i'd forgotten to sling it ...oops
18/20mph winds today...went out to see how far i would get. On a long straight i was struggling in 3rd where i normally be in 7 or 8th phew! mind you i came back like a rocket and if i had had a sail would've broke the speed limit
classic33
Leg End Member
The white handled one is a betterware item, possibly a collectable now they're no longer in business.Lol, the big one has been used, I just wish I could remember what for.
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Deleted member 1258
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Another golden oldie from my facebook page, Lol.
A religious young woman went to confession one day.
When she had entered the confessional she said,
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said,
"Confess your sins my child and be forgiven."
The young woman said,
"Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."
The priest thought long and hard and then said,
"Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."
The young woman asked,
"Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The Priest said
"No, but it should wipe that smile off of your face!"
A religious young woman went to confession one day.
When she had entered the confessional she said,
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said,
"Confess your sins my child and be forgiven."
The young woman said,
"Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."
The priest thought long and hard and then said,
"Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."
The young woman asked,
"Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The Priest said
"No, but it should wipe that smile off of your face!"
Just as the game began,Mrs P appeared in the room.Not going to watch that are you,not now dear ,and Repair shop went on instead.
