The Retirement Thread

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Happy birthday to both of you.

But come on folks , let’s get in the correct order . I am next, as my birthday is on Tuesday 😂😀
Mine was 28 days ago, but I didn't tell anybody, it was just another day mile stone
 

classic33

Leg End Member
None yet.........and we don't have any treats for them........
Thought they were why you were hiding behind the sofa.
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
Raining out - and cold

That should keep this little grasping b*****s inside and stop them knocking on the door!!!!:eek:
None yet.........and we don't have any treats for them........
I have noticed a much smaller turnout tonight, which I'm sure is weather-related!

I was just talking to my stepdaughter... Apparently, where she is (Birmingham) the kids increasingly want money rather than sweets. She has offered them sweets when they hold out a bag and they look disappointed - the bags being loaded with cash!

Ooh, I can hear them knocking next door. They have a young daughter so probably do the pumpkin in window thing...

I have blackout blinds so they probably can't even see that I am here!
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
"Yeah, love - I've just gone for a little drive in Cheshire. I'll be back soon after I... Oh, CRAP - I just dropped the phone - If you can still hear me, hang on a minute while I pick it up... KERBANG, THUD, THUD, THUD, KERCRASSSSSSSSH!"



:eek:

"Actually, I might be a wee bit late getting home. I've just remembered that the mechanic at the garage said that the car has a couple of small jobs which need sorting out before next week's MOT test..."

:laugh:
 

classic33

Leg End Member
"Yeah, love - I've just gone for a little drive in Cheshire. I'll be back soon after I... Oh, CRAP - I just dropped the phone - If you can still hear me, hang on a minute while I pick it up... KERBANG, THUD, THUD, THUD, KERCRASSSSSSSSH!"



:eek:

"Actually, I might be a wee bit late getting home. I've just remembered that the mechanic at the garage said that the car has a couple of small jobs which need sorting out before next week's MOT test..."

:laugh:

The date on your camera needs resetting.
 
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