The Retirement Thread

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welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
That is a very fine pig @welsh dragon
It is indeed. I often use it as a weight when cutting things.:laugh:
 

Mo1959

Legendary Member
Blimey. I see one of my ex-colleagues was through this way yesterday and walked/jogged along the reservoir and then up Ben Chonzie. Some climbing.

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Chief Broom

Veteran
Just thinking about my pig, I have never seen another one and occasionally google without success, but just had another go and found this on eBay. Whether it's accurate or not who knows. Gives me an idea at least.


https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/27495290...olid=10001&customid=dms_72727&mkevt=1&mkcid=1
I had a strange hankering to buy something on ebay...A tooth of an extinct Megalodon shark!:wacko: I think its an interesting 'ornament' as it could be 20 million years old. It only cost me about £90 and i think its awesome! about 6ins tall and still has sharp serrations. ^_^
It looks like this one below
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Tenkaykev

Guru
Location
Poole
I've done the washing and changed the bedding, have to stay in for a parcel now :sad:
May the Force be with you...
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
7 years retired today. :okay:
I hope that I can say that one day! I am only 3 months away from my official retirement (as opposed to the last few years of scrimping and saving in unofficial retirement).

I keep having morbid thoughts about what happened to poor Vernon, and fearing that I will go the same way a few days after getting my pension. I really want to have (say) 15+ years of contented retirement before I hear the sound of the Grim Reaper again***.

Oh, where are my manners... Happy Birthday, Dirk!

"But I have an Oldham post code and some websites will not accept West Yorkshire as the county and force me to select Lancashire!"
Sorry but you need to move further east, we can't have a Yorkshireman claiming they live in Lanc, Lanc, sorry I can't even bring myself to type the word!!!
I am an offcumden! I am in reality an Anglo-Scot raised in the Midlands. I came north as a(n) (im)mature student and never wanted to go back!

The parcel I'm waiting for is coming by Hermes, this guy wrote my car off :evil: I wonder if he can fall down the stairs twice :laugh:
I've just tracked an Amazon parcel all the way here from Oldham. Modern tracking systems are great! I think I may have worked out why the dot on the street map representing the van sometimes appears not to be on a road though... I wonder if it is random 'jitter' added to the location to stop you seeing exactly where people have had deliveries before you?





*** This one... :eek:

When my first pulmonary embolism flattened me (I faceplanted on the bathroom floor and couldn't get up) the Reaper was screaming in my ears. I heard an horrendous screeching sound, like the sound of the wheels of a train or tram going round a tight bend. There must be some medical explanation for it, but it was pretty bloody scary. I knew that I was close to death at the time and thought about The Grim Reaper. I don't normally believe in such things, but having one's body pack up suddenly can cause a bit of rethink! :laugh:
 
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