Flick of the Elbow
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- Pentlands Midlothian Edinburgh
Good morning all, bright and chilly here.
The Retirement Thread
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Mo1959
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- Location
- Perthshire,Scotland
Temperature has dropped here since daylight came in. Down to 3 at the moment and there was a skimming of frost on some car windscreens when I was out earlier.
Chief Broom
Veteran
Morning folks 
ive ordered up some mudguards after my drenching the other day, will have to get some waterproofs too. 
Re-yoga, i used to a lot of yoga in a class of about 20 women. I was there in the class one day doing various positions when the quietness of the room was rudely ripped apart by a tremendous ear splitting fart hee hee
It wasnt a toot or a parp but a right royal ripper....i tried to contain my hilarity but couldnt and just cracked up! The yoga teacher was trying her best to explain how normal and natural this was....which made me laugh even more! I think the poor woman who let it go looked like she was going to die from embarassment! Yoga classes can be 'windy' places!
ive ordered up some mudguards after my drenching the other day, will have to get some waterproofs too. Re-yoga, i used to a lot of yoga in a class of about 20 women. I was there in the class one day doing various positions when the quietness of the room was rudely ripped apart by a tremendous ear splitting fart hee hee
It wasnt a toot or a parp but a right royal ripper....i tried to contain my hilarity but couldnt and just cracked up! The yoga teacher was trying her best to explain how normal and natural this was....which made me laugh even more! I think the poor woman who let it go looked like she was going to die from embarassment! Yoga classes can be 'windy' places!
Mo1959
Legendary Member
- Location
- Perthshire,Scotland
Ha, ha...........I would have been rolling around laughing too I'm afraid.Morning folks
Re-yoga, i used to a lot of yoga in a class of about 20 women. I was there in the class one day doing various positions when the quietness of the room was rudely ripped apart by a tremendous ear splitting fart hee hee
numbnuts
Squire
- Location
- Gone over the hill and far away
Morning all damp, but not cold at 12c
PaulSB
Squire
- Location
- Chorley, Lancashire
Good morning from a dank and damp Lancashire. We are riding at 10.30, a late start so I can try for a place on Ride London 2022 which I am very keen to do. Not much else to say really. The ironing needs doing so I'm just going to fit that in before breakfast and getting ready to ride.
Take care
Take care
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Morning folks
Re-yoga, i used to a lot of yoga in a class of about 20 women. I was there in the class one day doing various positions when the quietness of the room was rudely ripped apart by a tremendous ear splitting fart hee hee
Yes,
certain poses seem to just rip the wind out of people, its funny as long as it isn't smelly.
gavroche
Getting old but not past it
- Location
- North Wales
Salut. Going to Chester with my stepson later on to change the order on the Dacia . Going in his car as he will collect his new Volvo just up the road from the Dacia dealer. Very dull weather so far.
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Morning folks
Re-yoga, i used to a lot of yoga in a class of about 20 women. I was there in the class one day doing various positions when the quietness of the room was rudely ripped apart by a tremendous ear splitting fart hee hee
Sorry but I would have howled with laughter.
pawl
Legendary Member
- Location
- Desford Leicestershire
Yes,
What’s the use of a good fart without an accompanying stink
Salad Dodger
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kent Coast
Good morning, world!
Today, Planet Thanet appears to be cold and cloudy.
Hopefully, we shall go and collect a tonne bag of logs from our local supplier today, so that we are ready for the colder weather.
Tonight we have a ukulele practice session, preparing for a beery birthday celebration in a couple of weeks.
No further evidence of the rodent in the kitchen, touch wood!
Have a good day, everyone!
Today, Planet Thanet appears to be cold and cloudy.
Hopefully, we shall go and collect a tonne bag of logs from our local supplier today, so that we are ready for the colder weather.
Tonight we have a ukulele practice session, preparing for a beery birthday celebration in a couple of weeks.
No further evidence of the rodent in the kitchen, touch wood!
Have a good day, everyone!
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Mo1959
Legendary Member
- Location
- Perthshire,Scotland
That made me think of that song......can't remember who sang it now, with the lyric "there's a rat in my kitchen".
