The Retirement Thread

[Dirk]

I can feel an 'executive power nap' coming on.........

 

[Dave7]

I will shortly be full of home made steak pie and chips.......with a can of Speckled Hen

 

[Drago]

Sheet, showed and shaved my head. Going out for a posh nosh up.

 

[screenman]

Laying on the bed looking out across miles of open fields, pretending to be getting ready to go to the gym.

 

[Dave7]

If proof were needed

 

[GM]

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If proof were needed

We used to have plates the same as you.

 

[Dave7]

We used to have plates the same as you.

What!!! With pies on them ??

 

[GM]

What!!! With pies on them ??

Pies!... luxury, bread and jam if we were lucky!

 

[numbnuts]

Pies!... luxury, bread and jam if we were lucky!

WoW you had jam if you were lucky....we had it if we liked it or not

 

[classic33]

Found the cause of the cow aroma.
They've moved a load into the field across the road whilst they've got a digger working in the Burrows.

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Bullocks

 

[classic33]

Its confession time......can I get forgiveness?
13.50 now and I have just got out of my jimjams and had a shower.
I had lots of good intentions but they just seemed to fizzle out.
Now sat watching golf on tv while enjoying a whisky

 

[Dirk]

Bullocks

No...... it's true!

 

[classic33]

No...... it's true!

Just don't pull the "udder".

 

[Dave7]

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Do you sell these?
Name your price.

 

[classic33]

Do you sell these?
Name your price.

How much you got?