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classic33

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I noticed you don't show the top of the bottle. It might be unopened...
 
You get back up yet?

After a slow start, I had breakfast, washed up, did the ironing and then after a coffee or two I went out for a 7 mile walk.
Didn't fancy any of the things I had lined up for dinner so more coffee and biscuits.
Had a shower and made a few sandwiches of salmon and egg, followed by mince pie and custard.
Film time now DVD - Die Hard.
 
Hello you lot

And Happy Christmas


Not been around here for a week or so - but I have been watching


anyway - been to see grandkids - presents seemed to work


turkey crown was cooked before we went out - the rest was ready and I started cooking it all when we got back

all worked well - turkey crown (well butterfly) was from the butcher in the market - far better than the one from Tesco last year


I do have a problem that I need sensible advise about

My wife says I did too many pigs-in-blankets and roast potatoes

so - help needed - how is that a thing????
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
You have a dog!
Step-granddog! :laugh:

There has just been a frenzy of excitement as he 'unwrapped' his present... ripping wrapping paper away with his teeth, tearing apart a cardboard box, munching the treats that fell out, then concentrating on removing the meerkat's onesie, before finally tearing the stuffed toy to bits!
 

classic33

Leg End Member
Nollaig Shona Duit
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Lord, my soul is ripped with riot

Incited by my wicked diet.

"We are what we eat," said a wise old man,
Lord, if that's true, I'm a garbage can.
To rise on Judgment Day, it's plain,
With my present weight, I'll need a crane.

Grant me strength that I may not fall,
Into the clutches of cholesterol.
May my flesh with carrot-curls be dated,
That my soul may be polyunsaturated

Show me the light that I may bear witness,
To the President's Council on Physical Fitness.
At oleomargarine I'll never mutter,
For the road to Hell is paved with butter.

Cream is cursed; and cake is awful;
Satan is hiding in every waffle.
Mephistopheles lurks in pepperoni,
The Devil himself in each slice of bologna.

Beelzebub is a chocolate drop,
And Lucifer is a lollipop.
Give me this day my daily slice,
Cut it thin and toast it twice.

I beg upon my dimpled knees,
Deliver me from jujube's.
When my days of trial are done,
My war with malted milk balls won,

Let me stand with Heavenly throng,
In a shining robe -- size 30, long.
I can do it Lord, if you'll show to me,
The virtues of lettuce and celery.

Teach me the evil of mayonnaise,
And of pasta a la Milanese.
And crisp-fried chicken from the South,
Lord, if you love me, shut my mouth!

Amen

 
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