The Retirement Thread

[classic33]

Sorry

You're sitting in the nude
and the woman next to you on the bus was tutting

errrrrrr

is it me??????


anyway - we had sausage beans and mash for Tea

lots of people on here seem to have had beans

the weather tonight should be interesting

Probably not even wearing a mask.

Possibly!

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Probably not even wearing a mask.

Possibly!

Am I the only one wondering where the mask should be

especially after the comments about beans

 

[classic33]

Am I the only one wondering where the mask should be

especially after the comments about beans

Quite possibly.
The elastic on them wouldn't really be big enough for anywhere else.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Quite possibly.
The elastic on them wouldn't really be big enough for anywhere else.

just wondering where the elastic loops would go

 

[classic33]

just wondering where the elastic loops would go

One round each, where else?

 

[Paulus]

One round each, where else?

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Would it stay on


and


more importantly




can some one please take these image out of my brain

PLEASE!!!!!!!

 

[classic33]

Should you lose either or both of yours the elastic was too tight.
Just a warning, so you know.

 

[classic33]

Would it stay on


and


more importantly




can some one please take these image out of my brain

PLEASE!!!!!!!

Try it and see, let us know.

You want one of us to get inside your head!

 

[PaulSB]

No, it's not me.......

 

[classic33]

No, it's not me.......

You can try. Just take a ball of string with you as you go in his right ear.

 

[PaulSB]

 

[classic33]

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You'll not be moving over this side o'Pennines now will you?

 

[welsh dragon]

Sorry

You're sitting in the nude
and the woman next to you on the bus was tutting

errrrrrr

is it me??????


anyway - we had sausage beans and mash for Tea

lots of people on here seem to have had beans

the weather tonight should be interesting

It's a joke.......

 

[classic33]

It's a joke.......

You hope!
It might explain his reluctance to do "The Aldi Dash" in recent days.