The Retirement Thread

[Deleted member 1258]

We're old, semi incontinent, and wear Y fronts. It's what us pensioners do!

Ugh

 

[welsh dragon]

We're old, semi incontinent, and wear Y fronts. It's what us pensioners do!

You might be, but not all of us...

 

[classic33]

First proper frost of the autumn - we had a couple of very minor ones in September. Beautiful morning. Definitely an allotment day.

When Trump retires will he buy a new tie?

Will Cuadrilla make the earth move again today?

Blackpool have had 18 quakes in the last 9 days.

 

[screenman]

Just remembered the grandson stayed the night, he has not surfaced yet.

 

[Dirk]

Blackpool have had 18 quakes in the last 9 days.

Blackpool rocks!

 

[Dave7]

We're old, semi incontinent, and wear Y fronts. It's what us pensioners do!

Yes....but you are not supposed to wear the same pair for more than 3 weeks.

 

[postman]

Blackpool have had 18 quakes in the last 9 days.

I was there for 45 mins or so a bout a month ago,getting Thorntons chocolates.looking at the shee hole,a quake or two will do it good,dump of a place.

 

[screenman]

The grandson has surfaced and been offered bacon butties, great timing lad as I am just getting peckish.

 

[screenman]

Sleeting down hard here just as I was about to wash 3 cars.

 

[welsh dragon]

Lots of sunshine here, but it is cold.

 

[numbnuts]

Theres a nice smell in my kitchen, brown nutty seedy loaf baking

 

[GM]

Morning all. Got rid of our guests, or should I say our guests have left. House is nice and peaceful now after a hectic couple of days, it's been fun though.

Going to take the dog for a walk to the beach! I'll try and get some photos to post later.

 

[Drago]

I've just a spambot email demanding loads of money or he will lock my device. He knew the password to this place, so I switched off the affected device and used another to change the password. The I sent him a reply describing all the unspeakably violent things I intend to do to him when I find him.

 

[Dave7]

Lots of sunshine here, but it is cold.

I thought you had a wife!
What are you doing washing cars ?

(Note to self: delete this post before Mrs Dave sees it)

 

[Dirk]

I've just a spambot email demanding loads of money......... then I sent him a reply describing all the unspeakably violent things I intend to do to him when I find him.

Thereby confirming you have a live email address.