Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
I have a runny bum, but weapons grade Y fronts keeps the flow in check.
The Retirement Thread
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GM
Legendary Member
- Location
- North of the river
Had a bit of a shock when I got out of the shower, stood on my 10 year old cheapo ikea bathroom scales and tells me I've put on a stone since yesterday. Time they went in the bin me thinks!
numbnuts
Squire
- Location
- Gone over the hill and far away
We've got a heatwave it's 10.8c here 
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
numbnuts
Squire
- Location
- Gone over the hill and far away
Dam I've got to stay in for Amazon, the shop not the river
Funny you should say that.
I'm losing weight at the moment - another half a stone to go - convinced that I would be at least two ounces lighter this morning, as I was very strict on my diet and was quite active yesterday.
Stood on my expensively, accurate electronic scales at 9am............and I was a pound heavier!!
How the **** does that work?!
classic33
Leg End Member
You're heavier in the morning anyway.Funny you should say that.
I'm losing weight at the moment - another half a stone to go - convinced that I would be at least two ounces lighter this morning, as I was very strict on my diet and was quite active yesterday.
Stood on my expensively, accurate electronic scales at 9am............and I was a pound heavier!!
How the **** does that work?!
I always weigh myself at the same time every morning. My weight has been steadily reducing over the past couple of weeks, so the sudden increase makes no sense to me.
GM
Legendary Member
- Location
- North of the river
Yeah but, not a stone heavier!
Funny you should say that.
I'm losing weight at the moment - another half a stone to go - convinced that I would be at least two ounces lighter this morning, as I was very strict on my diet and was quite active yesterday.
Stood on my expensively, accurate electronic scales at 9am............and I was a pound heavier!!
How the **** does that work?!
You didn't get them from Ikea as well, did you!
numbnuts
Squire
- Location
- Gone over the hill and far away
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
I can pee litre of water first thing, so after I've done my morning number 1 I'm a kilogram lighter. A number 2 however.......
You mean you had a poo on the bathroom floor
So.....if you weigh yourself in the morning then again at night and find you have lost a stone..... then repeat every day......by the end of the week you will have lost 7 stone.
Sounds like my kind of diet
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Is it safe to come out of hiding now? No more dreaded lurgy and some even more disgusting problems i hope......
