The Retirement Thread

[Dave7]

The old slippy stuff

We used to wash it and use it a 2nd time, it was less slippery then.

 

[pawl]

Which prog ??

Monday More 4

 

[welsh dragon]

Morning. 1 deg and feeling like - so they say .

I am late didn't sleep well. That's my excuse anyway.

Stay safe peeps

 

[Dave7]

A chilly morning here.
Plans have changed so not sure what the day will bring.
BTW........I have put my application in for the Metropolitan Police Chief job. I expect a quick response so may be busy for a while.

 

[Dirk]

Morning all

Fish Friday rolls around again!
Off for a stroll down to Tesco with the sturdy shopping trolley first, then will drop in at the White Lion for appropriate comestibles.

 

[pawl]

From my Facebook page this morning, made me chuckle.

NOT AFRAID
A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope."
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

 

[Mo1959]

Eeeeebygum, that were cold!

 

[Dirk]

Eeeeebygum, that were cold!


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What's that white stuff?
Wordle in 1 this morning!

 

[Chief Broom]

Stupid Tesco's so i typed in new address yet my order next week is still going to my old address....Any problems just contact us they say.....Impossible as its all automated and just go in circles, i cant speak to an actual person to tell them to deliver to my new address a mile up the road.....stupid faceless computer world...mutter...gibber...rant

 

[welsh dragon]

A chilly morning here.
Plans have changed so not sure what the day will bring.
BTW........I have put my application in for the Metropolitan Police Chief job. I expect a quick response so may be busy for a while.

I have no doubt you will get a quick response ...

 

[classic33]

I'll use that as an excuse for any spellingproblems for several days

what is your excuse?????

sorry - had to be done

Two thumbs getting in the way of each other on a small keyboard (space between characters is 3/16").

 

[Dave7]

I have no doubt you will get a quick response ...

How nice of you.....you have such confidence in me

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

A chilly morning here.
Plans have changed so not sure what the day will bring.
BTW........I have put my application in for the Metropolitan Police Chief job. I expect a quick response so may be busy for a while.

I was thinking of applying

but the uniform isn't my colour

 

[welsh dragon]

My grandson has been diagnosed with covid19 for a second time. Of course his twin is taking the Mick out of him.

They are both at Aber Uni and I understand Aber is rife with Covid19 at the moment..students and all that.

 

[numbnuts]

I've been on my turbo, very in the garage, but I soon warmed up