The Retirement Thread

[Deleted member 1258]

I defy any retiree on here to make love for 4 hours.

I'll need a new partner, one who will be able to keep up, and why have the meal afterwards, whats wrong with eating the meal off your partner during the performance.

 

[Chislenko]

A first for me today, I had to visit a care home so had to have a Covid test.

Throughout the last two years I have successfully managed to evade them as not been in a situation where needed.

It was negative so allowed entry.

 

[classic33]

A first for me today, I had to visit a care home so had to have a Covid test.

Throughout the last two years I have successfully managed to evade them as not been in a situation where needed.

It was negative so allowed entry.

Was it the up both nostrils type or tonsils and nose type?

 

[Chislenko]

Was it the up both nostrils type or tonsils and nose type?

Just the two nostrils classic. My tonsils are still virgin territory 😊

 

[classic33]

Just the two nostrils classic. My tonsils are still virgin territory 😊

Not had that "gagging" feeling yet then!

 

[ColinJ]

PUBIC HEALTH WARNING (sic)

I was feeling a bit tired when I put my recording of the Paris-Nice time trial on. I find TTs a bit boring to watch and only just managed to stay awake until the end. I must have dozed off as the credits started to roll...

And then I woke up... OMFG!!!

I found an excited 'little fella' staring back at me from my TV screen; it was attached to a somewhat smug bigger fella! My recording had reached the end and stopped, so my Freesat box had switched back to Channel 4, which was showing an episode of Nude Repulsion*** Naked Attraction. Not the most appealing sight that I have ever woken up to!

@12boy - Google it!


*** Why do the show's producers seem to select the least attractive people they can find for that programme?

 

[rustybolts]

HASTY2️⃣
8️⃣SHEER
SOLVE9️⃣
4️⃣HOLLY

 

[rustybolts]

 

[ColinJ]

HASTY2️⃣
8️⃣SHEER
SOLVE9️⃣
4️⃣HOLLY

I'd certainly say so!

Oh, if I hang around much longer it will be nearly sunrise - time for bed...

 

[numbnuts]

 

[PaulSB]

 

[Dave7]

I defy any retiree on here to make love for 4 hours.

Oh ok....I admit it.
3 hours

 

[12boy]

Colin J, I don't believe we have that here. BTW, wasn't it Sting who said he would need 12 hours to completely make love to his wife? The 12 hours involved finding a babysitter, taking his wife to dinner, massaging her feet and spending about 10 minutes in coitus after doing all the other things.

 

[Dave7]

Good morning all (including Colin who has only just gone to bed).
Colin, I have no idea how you do it but each to his own etc.
Been up since 0400 as I was lying awake feeling ropey.
Plan is for an Aldi dash. Possibly a haircut but that will more likely be tomorrow.

 

[Paulus]

Good morning all.
Wordle in 4 again this morning.
It's going to be a bit of a cloudy day today, but dry. So I will be able do a few things around the garden. My compost bins are full but there is plenty of well rotted stuff in there, so I will dig some of that out. I cut the grass yesterday.
Looks a nice day for a long dog walk. Maybe with a stop at the Mitre on the way back.
By the way, it's my birthday today, 64. I know I'm a pup compared to some here, but I'm getting there.
Enjoy your day everyone