The Retirement Thread

[classic33]

I said my spelling had gone to pot today

Slightly addled or old age?

 

[Dirk]

Sun is shining in the sky, there ain't a cloud in sight, it's stopped raining, everybody's in a play, and don't you know it's a beautiful new day, hey hey hey!

It's a lovely daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!*
Just finished washing my car.


*Copyright - Bill Withers

 

[PaulSB]

Slightly addled or old age?

Predictive text and I've started using the technique where one draws a finger across the keyboard. On a touch screen it spells out the word for you..........

.........or not as the case may be!

 

[Drago]

I've tried that. It's horrible, and is a hard habit to break when you return to a real keyboard!

 

[Dirk]

I've tried that. It's horrible, and is a hard habit to break when you return to a real keyboard!

Don't talk to me about phone keyboards!
I'm right peed off that the keyboard I've been using for the past 5 years isn't available on my new phone. Progress, eh?!

 

[Dirk]

Wait a moment, I think I've cracked it!
Let's see how this keyboard works.......

 

[gavroche]

Sun is shining in the sky,!

Does the sun ever shine anywhere else?

 

[Dirk]

Blimey! This keyboard* might even be slightly better than the one I've been using previously.
All is joy in the world!

*Smart Keyboard by Dexilog - T9 keyboard fully customisable with predictive text, personal and downloadable dictionaries.

 

[Dave7]

Can

Our son lives in Warrington, when we've been up to visit it's always struck me that the traffic there is a bit bonkers.

Can I ask which area? We live in the north and its not too bad apart from "rush hour". Our daughter lives in south Warrington and its chaotic most of the time.

 

[Dave7]

Does the sun ever shine anywhere else?

Drago claims it shines out of his *****

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Can

Can I ask which area? We live in the north and its not too bad apart from "rush hour". Our daughter lives in south Warrington and its chaotic most of the time.

Old Liverpool Rd town end.

 

[Dave7]

Old Liverpool Rd town end.

Ahh know it well. There is a LARGE newish Lidl near them.......very handy.

 

[welsh dragon]

I have had a drink. I don't usually have alcohol as i am such a lightweight. I am quite hot now.

 

[Dirk]

I have had a drink. I don't usually have alcohol as i am such a lightweight. I am quite hot now.

Floozy!

 

[beepbeep]

I retire next spring 51 !!!! yaaaaaaaaay......had a seminar about retirement ...bit scary really....not sure what I will be doing long term - but short term will be taken up mostly riding cycles and my motorcycles .....Europe tour planned for next summer....ps...dont tell the wife.